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Erzähl anderen nicht alles, was du weißt.","Torsten",null,2008,0,"2008-12-19T01:58:04+00:00",{"id":40,"body_html":41,"author":42,"source_label":35,"year":43,"hits":37,"position":40,"total":29,"created_at":44},170,"Mr. Burns:\n\n\"Ich habe viel mit Oskar Schindler gemeinsam! Wir haben z.B. beide Granaten für die Nazis gebaut! 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