[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"site-stats":3,"$f325wllx93zgxn":28,"footer-quote-batch":50,"$f1yathf0wf9c5q":98},{"articles":4,"comments":5,"forum_posts":6,"forum_threads":7,"members":8,"members_active":9,"words":10,"best_year":11,"comments_per_article":14,"novels_equivalent":15,"span":16,"events":19,"events_with_game":20,"events_with_gallery":21,"articles_with_event":22,"games_total":23,"galleries_total":24,"gallery_images_total":25,"interviews":26,"today":27,"active_today":27},2854,8225,9022,1255,4107,1010,874600,{"year":12,"count":13},2007,1076,2.9,9,{"from":17,"to":18},2006,2026,884,17,15,3,111,360,8328,43,0,{"data":29},[30,36,41,45],{"key":31,"name":32,"description":33,"position":34,"article_count":35},"allgemein","Allgemein",null,1,1021,{"key":37,"name":38,"description":33,"position":39,"article_count":40},"szene","Szene",2,939,{"key":42,"name":43,"description":33,"position":22,"article_count":44},"software","Software",516,{"key":46,"name":47,"description":33,"position":48,"article_count":49},"hardware","Hardware",4,381,{"total":51,"quotes":52},325,[53,59,63,68,73,77,81,85,89,94],{"id":54,"body_html":55,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":54,"total":51,"created_at":58},51,"WARUM können Frauen keine Wimperntusche auftragen mit geschlossenem Mund?","Torsten",2008,"2008-12-19T02:05:50+00:00",{"id":60,"body_html":61,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":60,"total":51,"created_at":62},76,"\u003Cb>House:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Was wär' Ihnen lieber: ein Arzt, der Ihnen die Hand hält während Sie sterben, oder einer, der Sie ignoriert während Sie gesund werden? ... Ganz besonders ätzend wäre natürlich ein Arzt, der Sie ignoriert während Sie sterben.\"","2008-12-21T06:29:00+00:00",{"id":64,"body_html":65,"author":33,"source_label":33,"year":66,"hits":27,"position":64,"total":51,"created_at":67},273,"Erst beim Abfassen der Steuererklärung kommt man dahinter, wieviel Geld man sparen würde, wenn man gar keines hätte.",2009,"2009-03-25T09:49:05+00:00",{"id":69,"body_html":70,"author":71,"source_label":33,"year":66,"hits":27,"position":69,"total":51,"created_at":72},164,"Janitor: Glotz mich gefälligst nicht an wenn ich esse. Ich hasse das.\nJ.D.: Aber ich hab nicht...\nJanitor: Was mach ich hier grade?\nJ.D.: Essen.\nJanitor: Was machst du?\nJ.D.: Glotzen.","BKLSteven","2009-01-19T03:14:53+00:00",{"id":74,"body_html":75,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":66,"hits":27,"position":74,"total":51,"created_at":76},206,"Darf man mit einem Kugelschreiber auch Würfel oder Pyramide schreiben?","2009-01-27T01:53:44+00:00",{"id":78,"body_html":79,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":78,"total":51,"created_at":80},99,"Habt ihr schon das Neuste von draussen gehört ? Berlin ist jetzt die Stadt der Warenhäuser.. Hier war en Haus, da waren Haus.\" - Der Untergang","2008-12-22T04:42:39+00:00",{"id":82,"body_html":83,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":82,"total":51,"created_at":84},31,"Derjenige, der zum ersten Mal anstatt eines Speeres ein Schimpfwort benutzte, war der Begründer der Zivilisation.","2008-12-19T02:00:01+00:00",{"id":86,"body_html":87,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":86,"total":51,"created_at":88},34,"Wer glaubt, ein Christ zu sein, weil er die Kirche besucht, irrt sich. Man wird ja auch kein Auto, wenn man in einer Garage steht.","2008-12-19T02:00:39+00:00",{"id":90,"body_html":91,"author":92,"source_label":33,"year":66,"hits":27,"position":90,"total":51,"created_at":93},276,"BpM steht für \"Beats pro Minute\". Ausser bei HipHop, Da sinds Beleidigungen pro Minute ;)","Danielsun","2009-03-26T14:36:12+00:00",{"id":95,"body_html":96,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":66,"hits":27,"position":95,"total":51,"created_at":97},204,"Könnte man sich nicht das Verbandszeug sparen, wenn man sich das Knie gleich an Pflastersteinen aufschlägt?","2009-01-27T01:53:31+00:00",{"aufmacher":33,"zweispalter":99,"data":100,"meta":124,"facetten":127,"heute_vor":135,"schiene":136},[],[101],{"id":102,"kind":103,"slug":104,"title":105,"teaser":106,"hero_image":107,"hero_image_thumb":108,"hero_focus":33,"section":109,"author":110,"published_at":121,"comment_count":39,"view_count":122,"rating_avg":123,"is_featured":117,"title_highlight":33},2209,"news","eingabehilfe-fur-blondinen","Eingabehilfe für Blondinen","Sie haben mittlerweile nicht nur ihre eigene Witzerubrik, sondern bekommen nun auch ihre eigene Computerperipherie: Blondinen. Die eigens dazu gegründete Firma Keyboard For Blondes zeigt, dass man mit Vorurteilen - neben einseitigen Lachern - auch Kasse machen kann und pinkes Plastik nicht nur für Disneys Prinzessinenprodukte gemacht wurde.","\u002Fmedia\u002Fe7\u002Fe755c637899317c5d24ebbc4438d2856f8ce5a4c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fd0\u002Fd079359fcaaae52601eb8d817523e0f2eb9b56b5.jpg",{"key":31,"name":32},{"username":111,"name":111,"avatar":112,"stats":113,"golden_name":117,"has_frame":117,"has_badge":117,"title":33,"rank_title":118},"aD","\u002Fmedia\u002F5a\u002F5a2b49a34425cbb7df59c622d240d4fa5f3402c9.jpg",{"articles":114,"comments":115,"forum_posts":116},253,188,235,false,{"name":119,"metal":120,"discipline":103,"tier":48},"Tintenkaiser","platin","2009-01-24T05:30:00+00:00",1408,5,{"current_page":34,"last_page":34,"per_page":125,"total":34,"gesamt":34,"hierarchie":117,"sort":126},6,"neu",{"rubriken":128,"autoren":129,"mit_kommentaren":34,"jahre":132},{"alle":34,"allgemein":34,"szene":27,"software":27,"hardware":27},[130],{"username":111,"name":131,"n":34},"Daniel Kühne",[18,133,134,66,57,12,17],2011,2010,[],{"punkte":137,"schreiber":139},{"eingesendet":123,"freigeschaltet":138,"mit_bild":21,"kommentar":39,"login":34},10,[140,154,165,176,182],{"autor":141,"n":153},{"username":142,"name":142,"avatar":143,"roles":144,"stats":146,"golden_name":117,"has_frame":117,"has_badge":117,"title":33,"rank_title":150},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":145},"Illuminate\\Http\\Resources\\MissingValue",{"articles":147,"comments":148,"forum_posts":149},971,146,526,{"name":151,"metal":152,"discipline":103,"tier":123},"Druckmaschine","neon",921,{"autor":155,"n":164},{"username":56,"name":56,"avatar":156,"roles":157,"stats":158,"golden_name":162,"has_frame":162,"has_badge":117,"title":33,"rank_title":163},"\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F726a6e7bda4e09ab54ae3748c903cfa39bce24a3.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":145},{"articles":159,"comments":160,"forum_posts":161},720,724,1588,true,{"name":151,"metal":152,"discipline":103,"tier":123},660,{"autor":166,"n":175},{"username":167,"name":167,"avatar":168,"roles":169,"stats":170,"golden_name":117,"has_frame":117,"has_badge":117,"title":33,"rank_title":174},"Fr3dd1","4974_2008-06-18_20:23:54_wallpaper2.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":145},{"articles":171,"comments":172,"forum_posts":173},323,123,260,{"name":119,"metal":120,"discipline":103,"tier":48},309,{"autor":177,"n":181},{"username":111,"name":111,"avatar":112,"roles":178,"stats":179,"golden_name":117,"has_frame":117,"has_badge":117,"title":33,"rank_title":180},{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":145},{"articles":114,"comments":115,"forum_posts":116},{"name":119,"metal":120,"discipline":103,"tier":48},248,{"autor":183,"n":194},{"username":184,"name":184,"avatar":185,"roles":186,"stats":187,"golden_name":117,"has_frame":117,"has_badge":117,"title":33,"rank_title":191},"Morrigan","\u002Fmedia\u002F32\u002F32c03ebf2039d34e982bb897adf572dc162463a1.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":145},{"articles":188,"comments":189,"forum_posts":190},125,120,93,{"name":192,"metal":120,"discipline":193,"tier":48},"Router","network",121]