[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"site-stats":3,"$f325wllx93zgxn":28,"footer-quote-batch":50,"$ff4l1zz9d3um8":98},{"articles":4,"comments":5,"forum_posts":6,"forum_threads":7,"members":8,"members_active":9,"words":10,"best_year":11,"comments_per_article":14,"novels_equivalent":15,"span":16,"events":19,"events_with_game":20,"events_with_gallery":21,"articles_with_event":22,"games_total":23,"galleries_total":24,"gallery_images_total":25,"interviews":26,"today":27,"active_today":27},2854,8225,9022,1255,4107,1010,874600,{"year":12,"count":13},2007,1076,2.9,9,{"from":17,"to":18},2006,2026,884,17,15,3,111,360,8328,43,0,{"data":29},[30,36,41,45],{"key":31,"name":32,"description":33,"position":34,"article_count":35},"allgemein","Allgemein",null,1,1021,{"key":37,"name":38,"description":33,"position":39,"article_count":40},"szene","Szene",2,939,{"key":42,"name":43,"description":33,"position":22,"article_count":44},"software","Software",516,{"key":46,"name":47,"description":33,"position":48,"article_count":49},"hardware","Hardware",4,381,{"total":51,"quotes":52},325,[53,59,64,68,73,78,82,86,89,93],{"id":54,"body_html":55,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":54,"total":51,"created_at":58},60,"\u003Cb>Urologe zum Patienten:\u003C\u002Fb> Sie müssen unbedingt mit dem Onanieren aufhören!\n\u003Cb>Patient:\u003C\u002Fb> Aber wieso denn?\n\u003Cb>Urologe:\u003C\u002Fb> Sonst kann ich Sie nicht untersuchen!","Torsten",2008,"2008-12-19T03:31:57+00:00",{"id":60,"body_html":61,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":62,"hits":27,"position":60,"total":51,"created_at":63},197,"Warum glauben einem die Leute sofort, wenn man ihnen sagt, dass es am Himmel 400 Milliarden Sterne gibt, aber wenn man ihnen sagt, dass die Bank da frisch gestrichen ist, dann müssen sie draufpatschen?",2009,"2009-01-27T01:52:37+00:00",{"id":65,"body_html":66,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":65,"total":51,"created_at":67},91,"\u003Cb>Shooter:\u003C\u002Fb> \"So eine Scheiße wie Sie esse ich scheibenweise zum Frühstück!\"\n\u003Cb>Happy:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Sie essen Scheiben-Scheiße zum Frühstück?\"","2008-12-22T04:34:55+00:00",{"id":69,"body_html":70,"author":71,"source_label":33,"year":62,"hits":27,"position":69,"total":51,"created_at":72},239,"Diego Maradona: \n\"Die haben viereckige Füße. Das sind Robocops.\"","aD","2009-02-11T05:21:41+00:00",{"id":74,"body_html":75,"author":76,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":74,"total":51,"created_at":77},80,"93 Prozent der Amerikaner wissen, dass Rauchen Lungenkrebs verursacht,\naber nur 48 Prozent wissen, dass es ein Jahr dauert, bis die Erde\neinmal um die Sonne gekreist ist.\nQuelle: HSIA-Preprint","Bigga","2008-12-20T23:14:00+00:00",{"id":79,"body_html":80,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":79,"total":51,"created_at":81},5,"Ihr werdet an euch selber ackern wie die Rummelnutten, damit ihr'n guten Eindruck hinterlasst!","2008-12-19T01:47:41+00:00",{"id":83,"body_html":84,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":62,"hits":27,"position":83,"total":51,"created_at":85},182,"Ob sich wohl der Schlitten vom Weihnachtsmann rentiert?","2009-01-27T01:42:43+00:00",{"id":34,"body_html":87,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":34,"position":34,"total":51,"created_at":88},"\u003Cb>Yakko:\u003C\u002Fb> Wir protestieren gegen die Bezeichnung \"kleine Kinder\". Wir bevorzugen den Terminus \"vorläufig untergroße Vorerwachsene\".","2008-12-19T01:08:08+00:00",{"id":90,"body_html":91,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":62,"hits":27,"position":90,"total":51,"created_at":92},171,"Bist du jeden Abend betrunken? \nNein manchmal schaff ich es am Mittag schon","2009-01-19T03:20:57+00:00",{"id":94,"body_html":95,"author":96,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":94,"total":51,"created_at":97},139,"Erst schuf der liebe Gott den Mann, dann schuf er die Frau. Daraufhin tat ihm der Mann leid, und er gab ihm den Alkohol.","Balu","2008-12-28T16:47:14+00:00",{"aufmacher":33,"zweispalter":99,"data":100,"meta":101,"facetten":105,"heute_vor":111,"schiene":112},[],[],{"current_page":34,"last_page":34,"per_page":102,"total":27,"gesamt":27,"hierarchie":103,"sort":104},6,false,"neu",{"rubriken":106,"autoren":107,"mit_kommentaren":27,"jahre":108},{"alle":39,"allgemein":39,"szene":27,"software":27,"hardware":27},[],[18,109,110,62,57,12,17],2011,2010,[],{"punkte":113,"schreiber":115},{"eingesendet":79,"freigeschaltet":114,"mit_bild":21,"kommentar":39,"login":34},10,[116,131,142,155,165],{"autor":117,"n":130},{"username":118,"name":118,"avatar":119,"roles":120,"stats":122,"golden_name":103,"has_frame":103,"has_badge":103,"title":33,"rank_title":126},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":121},"Illuminate\\Http\\Resources\\MissingValue",{"articles":123,"comments":124,"forum_posts":125},971,146,526,{"name":127,"metal":128,"discipline":129,"tier":79},"Druckmaschine","neon","news",921,{"autor":132,"n":141},{"username":56,"name":56,"avatar":133,"roles":134,"stats":135,"golden_name":139,"has_frame":139,"has_badge":103,"title":33,"rank_title":140},"\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F726a6e7bda4e09ab54ae3748c903cfa39bce24a3.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":121},{"articles":136,"comments":137,"forum_posts":138},720,724,1588,true,{"name":127,"metal":128,"discipline":129,"tier":79},660,{"autor":143,"n":154},{"username":144,"name":144,"avatar":145,"roles":146,"stats":147,"golden_name":103,"has_frame":103,"has_badge":103,"title":33,"rank_title":151},"Fr3dd1","4974_2008-06-18_20:23:54_wallpaper2.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":121},{"articles":148,"comments":149,"forum_posts":150},323,123,260,{"name":152,"metal":153,"discipline":129,"tier":48},"Tintenkaiser","platin",309,{"autor":156,"n":164},{"username":71,"name":71,"avatar":157,"roles":158,"stats":159,"golden_name":103,"has_frame":103,"has_badge":103,"title":33,"rank_title":163},"\u002Fmedia\u002F5a\u002F5a2b49a34425cbb7df59c622d240d4fa5f3402c9.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":121},{"articles":160,"comments":161,"forum_posts":162},253,188,235,{"name":152,"metal":153,"discipline":129,"tier":48},248,{"autor":166,"n":177},{"username":167,"name":167,"avatar":168,"roles":169,"stats":170,"golden_name":103,"has_frame":103,"has_badge":103,"title":33,"rank_title":174},"Morrigan","\u002Fmedia\u002F32\u002F32c03ebf2039d34e982bb897adf572dc162463a1.jpg",{"__PHP_Incomplete_Class_Name":121},{"articles":171,"comments":172,"forum_posts":173},125,120,93,{"name":175,"metal":153,"discipline":176,"tier":48},"Router","network",121]