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Ob jung oder alt, männlich oder weiblich, stark oder gebrechlich - jeder fieberte mit, wenn der römische Kaiser zum kultischen Wettkampf einlud. Aber das war einmal vor langer, langer Zeit. Heute gibt es (offiziell) keine Gladiatorenkämpfe mehr. 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