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Stinken tut zwar beides, aber die\nGase eines Furzes sind wenigstens nicht krebserregend.«\n                                                        Peter Becker","Bigga","2008-12-26T15:09:53+00:00",{"id":76,"body_html":77,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":76,"total":51,"created_at":78},112,"Wozu muss ein Gabelstapler so unheimlich groß sein, wenn man damit nur Gabeln stapelt?","2008-12-23T02:47:25+00:00",{"id":80,"body_html":81,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":80,"total":51,"created_at":82},90,"\"Und, John, was machen wir jetzt?\" - \u003Cb>Rambo:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Sie umzingeln läuft wohl nicht?!\"","2008-12-22T04:34:11+00:00",{"id":84,"body_html":85,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":63,"hits":27,"position":84,"total":51,"created_at":86},287,"Wenn Schnecken mit zwei Köpfen geboren werden, kämpfen die beiden Köpfe gegeneinander um Futter.","2009-04-20T03:11:19+00:00",{"id":88,"body_html":89,"author":73,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":88,"total":51,"created_at":90},84,"Ich frage mich oft, was passiert wäre, wenn Beethoven\neines von unseren modernen Hörgeräten gehabt hätte.\n- Sir Peter Ustinov","2008-12-20T23:14:08+00:00",{"id":92,"body_html":93,"author":56,"source_label":33,"year":57,"hits":27,"position":92,"total":51,"created_at":94},51,"WARUM können Frauen keine Wimperntusche auftragen mit geschlossenem Mund?","2008-12-19T02:05:50+00:00",{"id":96,"body_html":97,"author":98,"source_label":33,"year":63,"hits":27,"position":96,"total":51,"created_at":99},249,"Berti Vogts:\n\"Wir haben ein Abstimmungsproblem - das müssen wir automatisieren.\"","aD","2009-02-11T05:18:51+00:00",{"aufmacher":33,"zweispalter":101,"data":102,"meta":203,"facetten":207,"heute_vor":223,"schiene":224},[],[103,126,140,154,176,190],{"id":104,"kind":105,"slug":106,"title":107,"teaser":108,"hero_image":109,"hero_image_thumb":110,"hero_focus":33,"section":111,"author":112,"published_at":123,"comment_count":39,"view_count":124,"rating_avg":125,"is_featured":119,"title_highlight":33},1734,"news","zapper-lamp-oder-wie-schlage-ich-die-zeit-tot","Zapper Lamp – oder wie schlage ich die Zeit tot?","Das Gefährlichste in unser heutigen Zeit ist Langeweile. Man weiß nichts mit sich anzufangen, hängt vor der Klotze, spielt am Computer, surft einfach sinnlos im Internet, quatscht stundenlang mit ebenfalls gelangweilten Freunden oder man baut sich ein Zapper Lamp, die keiner braucht, aber Alle cool finden.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2a\u002F2ae77dc381d214e435d6e8e53cd329f62cedf4a3.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fee\u002Fee178f50e59feb69464300b81eaef44a44293d79.jpg",{"key":37,"name":38},{"username":113,"name":113,"avatar":114,"stats":115,"golden_name":119,"has_frame":119,"has_badge":119,"title":33,"rank_title":120},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",{"articles":116,"comments":117,"forum_posts":118},971,146,526,false,{"name":121,"metal":122,"discipline":105,"tier":54},"Druckmaschine","neon","2008-05-12T00:23:00+00:00",1657,6,{"id":127,"kind":105,"slug":128,"title":129,"teaser":130,"hero_image":131,"hero_image_thumb":132,"hero_focus":33,"section":133,"author":134,"published_at":137,"comment_count":22,"view_count":138,"rating_avg":139,"is_featured":119,"title_highlight":33},1709,"tastaturhose-oder-hosentastatur-das-ist-hier-die-frage","Tastaturhose oder Hosentastatur - das ist hier die Frage","Das ging wohl voll auf die Hose. Oder was sollte man besser zu dem neuen Designerstück von Erik De Nijs sagen? Ich weiß es nicht und kann auch nicht sagen was man damit anfangen kann. Sicherlich ist die Idee nett und die Umsetzung gelungen. Doch benötigt man(n) wirklich eine Hose mit einer komplett integrierten Tastatur, samt Stecker für Maus und Boxen im Schritt?","\u002Fmedia\u002F89\u002F89f0004931c5891e529905890c0a09ea58b263b9.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002F29\u002F299a4871d1c8ad1caebb8455f606ac070e4c863c.jpg",{"key":37,"name":38},{"username":113,"name":113,"avatar":114,"stats":135,"golden_name":119,"has_frame":119,"has_badge":119,"title":33,"rank_title":136},{"articles":116,"comments":117,"forum_posts":118},{"name":121,"metal":122,"discipline":105,"tier":54},"2008-04-27T06:23:00+00:00",1243,5.14,{"id":141,"kind":105,"slug":142,"title":143,"teaser":144,"hero_image":145,"hero_image_thumb":146,"hero_focus":33,"section":147,"author":148,"published_at":151,"comment_count":125,"view_count":152,"rating_avg":153,"is_featured":119,"title_highlight":33},1692,"nascar-rennsimulator-fur-schnecken","Nascar-Rennsimulator für Schnecken","Simulationen gibt es in der Zwischenzeit für jede erdenkliche Sache. 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