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Premiere hatte die Veranstaltung im September letzten Jahres und erlang einen hohen Bekanntheitsgrad durch ihren Beinamen. Die \"Welle des Ostens\" versprach einen taifunartigen Aufwind in der ostdeutschen Lanpartyszene. \r\n\r\nDer Aufforderung folgten jedoch bisher nur wenige Veranstalter im östlichen Bundesgebiet, weshalb man sich entschloss, noch einmal dringlich auf die Empfehlung hinzuweisen, in dem man einfach eine zweite \"eastWave LAN\" nachschiebt.",null,"2007-07-18T03:40:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":55},"Torsten","\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F726a6e7bda4e09ab54ae3748c903cfa39bce24a3.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"admin","Administrator",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},720,724,1588,true,false,{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,1982,1,{"url":62,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":63,"height":64},"\u002Fmedia\u002F4f\u002F4f3e83e6e8c950287de122b22e1d1fafa679ac34.jpg",226,159,"Halt! Stopp! \"eastWave LAN\"? Ja, richtig gelesen. In der Zwischenzeit musste sich ein neuer Name ausgedacht werden, um das Markenrecht eines Unternehmens mit selbigem Namen (eWave) nicht zu verletzen. Aber das ist längst wieder kalter Kaffee.  So langsam füllt sich die Gästeliste und gibt mittlerweile die Nicknames von über 200 Teilnehmern preis, bei 600 ist Schluss. Wer sich nicht mit einem Einzelplatz in den Sitzreihen zufrieden geben möchte, kann auch eines zwölf 6er und 10er Clanareale anmieten.  \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nWer in der ostdeutschen Welle mitschwimmen möchte, sollte schleunigst seinen Urlaub einreichen und demonstrativ den 14., 15. und 16. September im Familienkalender rot anstreichen.  In der Haushaltskasse sollten 18 Euro (Frühbucher bis 31. Juli), 20 Euro (Vorkasse bis 7. September) oder 25 Euro in kleinen Scheinen bereitliegen. Wer noch keine 18 Jahre alt ist, sollte sich außerdem mit seinem Geburtstag beeilen oder entsprechende Dokumente organisieren, denn der Eintritt ist nur für volljährige Mitschwimmer gestattet. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nLigaspieler dürfen sich auf Punktwertungen in den WWCL-Turnieren freuen, Technikbegeisterte werden sich am Glasfasernetzwerk von Lan-Köln ergötzen und alle feierlaunigen Teilnehmer werden sicherlich an der Cocktailbar Gefallen finden.","http:\u002F\u002Fwww.eastwave-lan.de,eastwave Lanparty;http:\u002F\u002Fwww.wwcl.net\u002Fnews22794.htm?gid=74,WWCL.net","published",[69],{"name":70,"slug":70,"usage_count":27},"ewave",{"comments":27,"views":59,"rating_avg":72,"rating_count":73},4.54,41,[75,90,103,116,129,142,155],{"id":76,"kind":31,"slug":77,"title":78,"teaser":79,"hero_image":80,"hero_image_thumb":81,"hero_focus":39,"section":82,"author":84,"published_at":87,"comment_count":27,"view_count":88,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":54,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":89},2865,"slipgate-neues-ranking-system-will-die-australische-quake-live-szene-sichtbar-machen","Slipgate: Neues Ranking-System will die australische Quake-Live-Szene sichtbar machen","Ein Skill-Rating-System für Quake Live, gebaut von Thomas „Purger\" Jones, der mit The Purgery seit 2015 eine der bekanntesten australischen Server-Communitys betreibt, macht aus jedem Midair-Railshot einen Eintrag in der Statistik.","\u002Fmedia\u002F60\u002F6028c5b048028444da9fa8f83aad554a5991ad3e.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fd0\u002Fd0acfd2ecfd085df3513c6f9094d47407f0d973d.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},"szene",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":85,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":86},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-26T09:33:00+00:00",210,2,{"id":91,"kind":31,"slug":92,"title":93,"teaser":94,"hero_image":95,"hero_image_thumb":96,"hero_focus":39,"section":97,"author":98,"published_at":101,"comment_count":27,"view_count":102,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":89},2864,"lan-party-2026-warum-ein-raum-voller-nerds-immer-noch-das-beste-multiplayer-erlebnis-ist","LAN-Party 2026: Warum zocken im selben Raum immer noch das beste Multiplayer-Erlebnis ist","Ein PC-Gamer-Redakteur hat zu seinem 30. 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Jetzt haben sie eine Karte, eine Statistik und eine Ehemaligenabteilung.","\u002Fmedia\u002F4f\u002F4f0c94f4bca00b23a060511e89e08b98111f2085.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002F0c\u002F0c54209ed36a68b1fd838b0c4bca9c8aaa499718.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":112,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":113},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-24T22:00:00+00:00",167,{"id":117,"kind":31,"slug":118,"title":119,"teaser":120,"hero_image":121,"hero_image_thumb":122,"hero_focus":39,"section":123,"author":124,"published_at":127,"comment_count":27,"view_count":128,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":22},2861,"von-der-lanpartydomane-zum-schnappchenpreis-zur-lan-weltkarte","Von der Lanpartydomäne zum Schnäppchenpreis zur Lan-Weltkarte","Eine Domain für 73.500 Dollar, gekauft für deutlich weniger. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":151,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":152},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",169,{"id":156,"kind":31,"slug":157,"title":158,"teaser":39,"hero_image":159,"hero_image_thumb":160,"hero_focus":39,"section":161,"author":162,"published_at":165,"comment_count":27,"view_count":166,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":89},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":163,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":164},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[168],{"id":73,"slug":169,"title":170,"cover":171,"image_count":172},"ewave-lan","eWave LAN","\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F72b941338032ee688dc4d8a50c5d91c5200ca201.jpg",29,[],[],{"total":176,"quotes":177},325,[178,182,186,190,195,200,204,208,212,216],{"id":176,"body_html":179,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":176,"total":176,"created_at":181},"A:Verdammt, ich hab um 2 nen Arzttermin, hab aber kein Bock... B:Ruf halt an und sag du bist krank und kannst nich kommen.",2009,"2009-11-09T08:16:40+00:00",{"id":183,"body_html":184,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":183,"total":176,"created_at":185},215,"\"Sie haben das verdammte Recht zu Schweigen, also halten Sie gefälligst die Klappe, okay? Sie haben das Recht auf einen Anwalt. Wenn sie sich keinen Anwalt leisten können, dann besorgen wir ihnen den dümmsten Anwalt, den wir finden können, ist das klar? Und wenn du dir nen Staatsanwalt nimmst, dann leg ich dich um!\"","2009-01-30T02:46:31+00:00",{"id":187,"body_html":188,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":187,"total":176,"created_at":189},286,"Ein Mann von 68 kg reicht gerade zu einer Mahlzeit für 40 Kannibalen.","2009-04-20T03:11:05+00:00",{"id":191,"body_html":192,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":193,"hits":27,"position":191,"total":176,"created_at":194},39,"\u003Cb>Fidel Castro (in einer TV-Ansprache über den neuen amerikanischen Präsidenten George \"Dabbeljuh\" Bush):\u003C\u002Fb> Ein merkwürdiger Mann. Nun bleibt uns nur zu hoffen, daß er nicht so dumm ist, wie er aussieht.",2008,"2008-12-19T02:01:41+00:00",{"id":196,"body_html":197,"author":198,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":196,"total":176,"created_at":199},258,"Es gibt nur 2 Gründe noch einmal etwas mit einer EX anzufangen.....Brustimplantate","BKLSteven","2009-02-14T10:24:52+00:00",{"id":201,"body_html":202,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":201,"total":176,"created_at":203},193,"Kann man sich den Arztbesuch sparen, wenn man schon in der Telefonzentrale verbunden wird?","2009-01-27T01:52:04+00:00",{"id":205,"body_html":206,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":193,"hits":27,"position":205,"total":176,"created_at":207},51,"WARUM können Frauen keine Wimperntusche auftragen mit geschlossenem Mund?","2008-12-19T02:05:50+00:00",{"id":209,"body_html":210,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":209,"total":176,"created_at":211},177,"dieses drecksprogramm macht mich fertig\nm4x> ^^\nm4x> was macht des eigentlich?\nasd> es ist scheiße\nm4x> gut ich formulier um\nm4x> was sollte es denn machen\nasd> funktionieren\nm4x> du könntest ein microsoft service mitarbeiter sein, du gibst kurze, korrekte und völlig nutzlose antworten","2009-01-19T03:39:20+00:00",{"id":213,"body_html":214,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":193,"hits":27,"position":213,"total":176,"created_at":215},21,"Schildkröten wären wahrscheinlich viel schneller, wenn sie wüßten, daß sie einen cw-Wert von 0,3 haben.","2008-12-19T01:57:17+00:00",{"id":217,"body_html":218,"author":219,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":217,"total":176,"created_at":220},225,"Basler, Mario:\n\"Eigentlich bin ich ein Supertyp. Aber ich kann wohl auch ein richtiger Arsch sein.\"\n\n\"Das habe ich ihm dann auch verbal gesagt.\"\n\n(über den frischgeschorenen Glatzkopf Christian Ziege): \"Jetzt sieht er aus wie ein frisch lackierter Totalschaden!\"","aD","2009-02-11T03:53:12+00:00",{"data":222,"links":223,"meta":225},[],{"first":224,"last":224,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F831\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":60,"from":39,"last_page":60,"links":226,"path":233,"per_page":234,"to":39,"total":27},[227,229,231],{"url":39,"label":228,"page":39,"active":54},"« Previous",{"url":224,"label":230,"page":60,"active":53},"1",{"url":39,"label":232,"page":39,"active":54},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F831\u002Fcomments",200]