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Die Nachbarn hatten die örtliche Polizeistation angerufen, nachdem sie einige Tage lang ihre Nachbarin, die 81jährige Wanda Langstom, nicht mehr zu Gesicht bekamen. Vorsichtig klopfte sie an die Tür. Von Drinnen drangen nur eigenartige Geräusche na außen. Nach nochmaligem Klopfen und keiner weiteren Reaktion, trat sie die Tür ein - die Pistole im Anschlag. Plötzlich zuckte sie zusammen, als etwas dunkles, pelziges über den Boden huschte. 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In einem späteren Interview teilte sie der Presse mit, dass sie den Eindruck hatte, dass die Frau stark verwirrt gewesen wäre. Ebenfalls wurde bei der nachträglichen Untersuchung festgestellt, dass es im gesamten Haus keine Lebensmittelvorräte mehr gab. Wahrscheinlich fingen einige Tiere allmählich an, sich von der 81jährigen zu ernähren, denn den meisten der vorgefundenen Mitbewohner ging es sehr gut. Nur zwei Kaninchen mussten nachträglich medizinisch betreut werden.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nAuf die für alle interessanteste Frage „Warum sich im Haus insgesamt 120 Ratten befanden“ antwortete Wanda Langstom nur, dass sie sich dies auch nicht erklären könnte. Sie besaß einmal vor längerer Zeit zwei Raten, doch diese entwischten ihr. 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