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Nun dürfte auch klar sein, wie die Marketingstrategen der belgischen \"Verweigerungspartei\" auf die aktuelle Aktion gekommen sind.",null,"2007-05-18T08:19:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"aD","\u002Fmedia\u002F5a\u002F5a2b49a34425cbb7df59c622d240d4fa5f3402c9.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},253,188,235,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Tintenkaiser","platin",4,23920,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002Fa7\u002Fa7bb4936225cde8cb00518c32819282d6d00c599.png",102,70,"Doch wie kommt der geneigte Wähler zu seinem Blowjob? Ganz einfach: nach dem Prinzip \"Wer zuerst kommt, mahlt zuerst!\" erhalten die ersten 40.000 Anmeldungen ihr kostenloses \"Verwöhnprogramm\". Allerdings gibt es dabei ein paar Regeln zu beachten. \u003Cbr>\nDer Teilnehmer muss 18 Jahre oder älter sein. Das zwingend einzusetzende Kondom muss vom Nutzer selber bezahlt werden und der körperliche Kontakt beschränkt sich auf den Blowjob. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cdiv>\u003Cimg alt=\"nee antwerpen\" src=\"\u002Fmedia\u002Ff6\u002Ff633ecbb50904ff462ad6b9dfeeb0c4a65781587.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\">\u003Cbr>\n\u003C\u002Fdiv>\n\u003Cbr>\nDie folgende Regel zitiere ich aus moralischem Anlass im Originaltext: \"any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service\". Auch darf Tania aus hygienischen Gründen den Akt verweigern. Die Reisekosten für diese Aktion übernimmt übrigens die Partei. Geschätzte 500 Tage wird Tania dann durch die Welt pilgern, um 80 Blowjobs am Tag zu verschenken. Dabei wird sie wohl auch kaum die Zeit für ein politisches Amt aufbringen können. 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