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Aber keine Sorge, wir werden dich nicht nullen...außer du wünschst es.","2007-04-18T04:06:54+00:00",{"id":195,"author":196,"title":199,"body_html":200,"score":41,"created_at":201,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9050,{"name":18,"username":18,"avatar":19,"is_member":28,"stats":197,"golden_name":28,"has_frame":28,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":198},{"articles":25,"comments":26,"forum_posts":27},{"name":31,"metal":32,"discipline":6,"tier":33},"Bitte lächeln...","...ihr werdet jetzt alle geblitzdingst. 😃","2007-04-18T04:21:34+00:00",{"id":203,"author":204,"title":206,"body_html":207,"score":41,"created_at":208,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9051,{"name":171,"username":171,"avatar":172,"is_member":28,"stats":205,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":177,"rank_title":14},{"articles":174,"comments":175,"forum_posts":176},"NEJ!","nüsch nullern! 🙂 gut ich hab eh gegen euch keine chance mehr, aber son paar will ich noch sammeln!","2007-04-18T04:34:51+00:00",{"id":210,"author":211,"title":222,"body_html":223,"score":41,"created_at":224,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9052,{"name":212,"username":212,"avatar":213,"is_member":28,"stats":214,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":218},"aD","\u002Fmedia\u002F5a\u002F5a2b49a34425cbb7df59c622d240d4fa5f3402c9.jpg",{"articles":215,"comments":216,"forum_posts":217},253,188,235,{"name":219,"metal":220,"discipline":6,"tier":221},"Tintenkaiser","platin",4,"Punktesammelkommentar","Hm crack2, du weißt ja noch nicht wofür die sammelst? Oder sammelst du des Sammelns wegen? Aber hast schon Recht, die Messies unter den Plointern müssten außer Wertung laufen. 😛","2007-04-18T05:59:16+00:00",{"id":226,"author":227,"title":230,"body_html":231,"score":41,"created_at":232,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9053,{"name":212,"username":212,"avatar":213,"is_member":28,"stats":228,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":229},{"articles":215,"comments":216,"forum_posts":217},{"name":219,"metal":220,"discipline":6,"tier":221},"Yehaa,","da habe ich doch gerade die 50 Ploints-Grenze geknackt. *heimlichweitersammel* 😃","2007-04-18T06:01:53+00:00",{"id":234,"author":235,"title":237,"body_html":238,"score":41,"created_at":239,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9054,{"name":171,"username":171,"avatar":172,"is_member":28,"stats":236,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":177,"rank_title":14},{"articles":174,"comments":175,"forum_posts":176},"@ad","na herzlichen glückwunsch! *tataaa*\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nne ich sammel schon wegen irgendwas und weiß so ca (k.a. obs noch aktuell ist) wofür 🙂","2007-04-18T08:19:24+00:00",{"id":241,"author":242,"title":245,"body_html":246,"score":41,"created_at":247,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9055,{"name":18,"username":18,"avatar":19,"is_member":28,"stats":243,"golden_name":28,"has_frame":28,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":244},{"articles":25,"comments":26,"forum_posts":27},{"name":31,"metal":32,"discipline":6,"tier":33},"Pssscht.","Du sagst nüscht! 😉","2007-04-18T08:51:11+00:00",{"id":249,"author":250,"title":252,"body_html":253,"score":41,"created_at":254,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9056,{"name":171,"username":171,"avatar":172,"is_member":28,"stats":251,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":177,"rank_title":14},{"articles":174,"comments":175,"forum_posts":176},"nene","neee! auf keinen fall 🙂","2007-04-18T09:27:34+00:00",{"id":256,"author":257,"title":260,"body_html":261,"score":41,"created_at":262,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9057,{"name":212,"username":212,"avatar":213,"is_member":28,"stats":258,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":259},{"articles":215,"comments":216,"forum_posts":217},{"name":219,"metal":220,"discipline":6,"tier":221},"Komm eh,","lasst die Hosen runter. 🙂","2007-04-18T20:33:51+00:00",{"id":264,"author":265,"title":237,"body_html":267,"score":41,"created_at":268,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9058,{"name":171,"username":171,"avatar":172,"is_member":28,"stats":266,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":177,"rank_title":14},{"articles":174,"comments":175,"forum_posts":176},"ne lieber nicht 😛 schließlich ist es noch nicht so warm...","2007-04-18T21:35:12+00:00",{"id":270,"author":271,"title":274,"body_html":275,"score":41,"created_at":276,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9059,{"name":212,"username":212,"avatar":213,"is_member":28,"stats":272,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":273},{"articles":215,"comments":216,"forum_posts":217},{"name":219,"metal":220,"discipline":6,"tier":221},"Oha,","da ging wohl ein Exibitionist an dir verloren, wa? 😉","2007-04-19T11:21:13+00:00",{"id":278,"author":279,"title":281,"body_html":282,"score":41,"created_at":283,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9060,{"name":171,"username":171,"avatar":172,"is_member":28,"stats":280,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":177,"rank_title":14},{"articles":174,"comments":175,"forum_posts":176},"*hust*","naja, man muss es ja nicht übertreiben... und schließlich hast du mit dem hose runter angefangen 🙂","2007-04-19T21:34:42+00:00",{"id":285,"author":286,"title":289,"body_html":290,"score":41,"created_at":291,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9061,{"name":212,"username":212,"avatar":213,"is_member":28,"stats":287,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":288},{"articles":215,"comments":216,"forum_posts":217},{"name":219,"metal":220,"discipline":6,"tier":221},"Das sollte","eine Metapher sein.","2007-04-20T07:14:12+00:00",{"id":293,"author":294,"title":301,"body_html":302,"score":41,"created_at":303,"edited_at":14,"can_edit":29,"can_delete":29},9062,{"name":295,"username":295,"avatar":14,"is_member":28,"stats":296,"golden_name":29,"has_frame":29,"has_badge":29,"title":14,"rank_title":297},"ABE22",{"articles":41,"comments":35,"forum_posts":41},{"name":298,"metal":299,"discipline":300,"tier":60},"Zeitzeuge","bronze","veteran","Danke für die Info","gut zu wissen was PLoints sind...\u003Cbr>\nVielen Dank für diesen Artikel!","2008-05-18T03:05:04+00:00",{"first":305,"last":305,"prev":14,"next":14},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F567\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":60,"from":60,"last_page":60,"links":307,"path":314,"per_page":315,"to":43,"total":43},[308,310,312],{"url":14,"label":309,"page":14,"active":29},"« Previous",{"url":305,"label":311,"page":60,"active":28},"1",{"url":14,"label":313,"page":14,"active":29},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F567\u002Fcomments",200,{"total":317,"quotes":318},325,[319,324,328,332,336,341,345,350,354,358],{"id":320,"body_html":321,"author":212,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":320,"total":317,"created_at":323},245,"Karl-Heinz Rummenigge:\n\"Riedle muss man nur füttern. Dann kommt irgendetwas dabei raus.\"",2009,"2009-02-11T05:14:46+00:00",{"id":325,"body_html":326,"author":18,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":325,"total":317,"created_at":327},156,"\"Unsere Feinde sind erfindungsreich und gut ausgerüstet - so wie wir. Sie hören nicht auf, über neue Wege nachzudenken, wie sie unserem Land und unserem Volk schaden können - und wir auch nicht.\" (George W. Bush)","2009-01-19T02:51:38+00:00",{"id":329,"body_html":330,"author":18,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":329,"total":317,"created_at":331},155,"\"Es gibt da ein altes Sprichwort in Tennessee - auf jeden Fall gibt es das in Texas, also vielleicht auch in Tennessee - das lautet: Täusche mich einmal, Schande … Schande über dich. Täusche mich - du kannst nicht noch einmal getäuscht werden.\" (George W. Bush)","2009-01-19T02:51:05+00:00",{"id":333,"body_html":334,"author":212,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":333,"total":317,"created_at":335},228,"Best, George :\n \"Ich habe viel von meinem Geld für Alkohol, Weiber und schnelle Autos ausgegeben. Den Rest habe ich einfach verprasst.\"","2009-02-11T03:54:51+00:00",{"id":337,"body_html":338,"author":339,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":337,"total":317,"created_at":340},164,"Janitor: Glotz mich gefälligst nicht an wenn ich esse. Ich hasse das.\nJ.D.: Aber ich hab nicht...\nJanitor: Was mach ich hier grade?\nJ.D.: Essen.\nJanitor: Was machst du?\nJ.D.: Glotzen.","BKLSteven","2009-01-19T03:14:53+00:00",{"id":342,"body_html":343,"author":212,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":342,"total":317,"created_at":344},233,"Steffen Freund:\n\"Es war ein wunderschöner Augenblick, als der Bundestrainer sagte: \"Komm Stefan, zieh deine Sachen aus, jetzt geht's los.\"","2009-02-11T03:59:05+00:00",{"id":346,"body_html":347,"author":18,"source_label":14,"year":348,"hits":41,"position":346,"total":317,"created_at":349},53,"Warum enthält Zitronensaft künstliche Geschmacksstoffe und ist das Produkt für die Spülmaschine mit echtem Zitronensaft hergestellt worden?",2008,"2008-12-19T02:06:32+00:00",{"id":351,"body_html":352,"author":18,"source_label":14,"year":348,"hits":41,"position":351,"total":317,"created_at":353},50,"Irgendein Idiot saß hinter mir und redete während des Films mit sich selbst. \"Mein Gott\", dachte ich mir die ganze Zeit. Schließlich drehte sich meine Freundin zu ihm um und sagte, er soll das Maul halten. Freundinnen sind für so etwas wirklich toll, weil sie wahrscheinlich dafür keins in die Fresse bekommen, und wenn doch, ist man es wenigstens nicht selbst.","2008-12-19T02:03:55+00:00",{"id":355,"body_html":356,"author":18,"source_label":14,"year":348,"hits":41,"position":355,"total":317,"created_at":357},72,"Es ist ein Schlüssel! - Nein, noch viel besser! Es ist die Zeichnung, eines Schlüssels. Gentleman, was pflegen Schlüssel zu tun?\n- Schlüssel... schließen... Dinge auf? - Und was immer dieser Schlüssel aufschließt, dort drinnen ist etwas Wertvolles! Also brechen wir auf und suchen, was immer dieser Schlüssel aufschließt! - Nein!... Denn ohne den Schlüssel können wir nicht aufschließen, was wir nicht haben, dass er aufschließt! Was für einen Sinn würde es also machen, das zu finden, was er aufschießt - was wir nicht haben! - ohne zuerst den \nSchlüssel gefunden zu haben, der es aufschließt?! - Also... suchen wir nach dem Schlüssel! - Was für ein wirres Gerede...","2008-12-19T07:54:16+00:00",{"id":359,"body_html":360,"author":14,"source_label":14,"year":322,"hits":41,"position":359,"total":317,"created_at":361},273,"Erst beim Abfassen der Steuererklärung kommt man dahinter, wieviel Geld man sparen würde, wenn man gar keines hätte.","2009-03-25T09:49:05+00:00"]