[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"site-stats":3,"$f238ami5z2ypq0":28,"footer-quote-batch":165,"kommentare-articles-263":215},{"articles":4,"comments":5,"forum_posts":6,"forum_threads":7,"members":8,"members_active":9,"words":10,"best_year":11,"comments_per_article":14,"novels_equivalent":15,"span":16,"events":19,"events_with_game":20,"events_with_gallery":21,"articles_with_event":22,"games_total":23,"galleries_total":24,"gallery_images_total":25,"interviews":26,"today":27,"active_today":27},2854,8225,9022,1255,4107,1010,874600,{"year":12,"count":13},2007,1076,2.9,9,{"from":17,"to":18},2006,2026,884,17,15,3,111,360,8328,43,0,{"data":29},{"id":30,"kind":31,"slug":32,"format":33,"rubrik":34,"title":37,"standfirst":38,"seo_title":39,"seo_description":39,"published_at":40,"legacy_brand":41,"author":42,"readers":59,"reading_minutes":60,"body_html":61,"source":62,"status":63,"tags":64,"stats":67,"related":70,"galleries":162,"events":163,"organizers":164},263,"news","die-beastie-boys-des-elektrofunks-live-in-dresden","standard",{"label":35,"url":36},"Szene","\u002Fartikel?section=szene","Die Beastie Boys des Elektrofunks live in Dresden","Wenn es eine Band gibt, deren Musik sich wunderbar zum Trend der derzeitigen Unterhaltungselektronik anpasst, dann diese. Die Mediengruppe Telekommander gastiert diesen Freitag (17. Nov.) live in der Showboxx in Dresden. Im Februar diesen Jahres gastierte die Mediengruppe schon einmal im Kühlhaus. Es war mit Abstand das Konzert des Jahres!!! Nun sind sie mit ihrem 2ten Album in der Tasche wieder am Start: \"Näher am Menschen\".",null,"2006-11-14T04:50:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":55},"Torsten","\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F726a6e7bda4e09ab54ae3748c903cfa39bce24a3.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"admin","Administrator",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},720,724,1588,true,false,{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,2276,1,"\u003Cimg src=\"\u002Fmedia\u002Ff8\u002Ff842db4ebc93fd8447f8572086da6b102f3fb02e.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">Ihre Musik ist ein wilder Soundclash aus HipHop, Punk und Elektro. Fette Basswellen durchfluten den Raum, schrille Vocals und Sampels geben dir musikalisch die Kante! Das geht kompromisslos in die Beine!\u003Cbr> \u003Cbr> 2006 and the never ending tour: Gastauftritte führten sie 2006 in viele Ecken Europas. Ein Höhepunkt war sicherlich der Auftritt auf der diesjährigen Loveparade, zusammen mit Deichkind. \"Ich Kommanda, du Kommanda, wir Kommanda - TELEKOMMANDA\" dröhnte da über die Strasse des 17. Juni, vorbei an der Siegessäule!\u003Cbr>\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cdiv> \u003Cbr>\u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fboard.projectlan.de\u002FMediengruppe-Telekommander-liveand33-t1702.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u003Cstrong>Mehr Infos im Forum...\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fa>\u003Cbr>\u003Cbr>\u003C\u002Fdiv>","http:\u002F\u002Fwww.dresden-rockt.de,Infos zum Vorverkauf;http:\u002F\u002Fwww.mediengruppe-telekommander.de\u002F,Mediengruppe Telekommander;http:\u002F\u002Fwww.myspace.com\u002Fmediengruppetelekommander,Telekommander auf Livespace;http:\u002F\u002Fwww.youtube.com\u002Fwatch?v=0SoDQF6cKA8,Video","published",[65],{"name":66,"slug":66,"usage_count":27},"telekommander",{"comments":60,"views":59,"rating_avg":68,"rating_count":69},3.69,13,[71,86,99,112,125,138,150],{"id":72,"kind":31,"slug":73,"title":74,"teaser":75,"hero_image":76,"hero_image_thumb":77,"hero_focus":39,"section":78,"author":80,"published_at":83,"comment_count":27,"view_count":84,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":54,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":85},2865,"slipgate-neues-ranking-system-will-die-australische-quake-live-szene-sichtbar-machen","Slipgate: Neues Ranking-System will die australische Quake-Live-Szene sichtbar machen","Ein Skill-Rating-System für Quake Live, gebaut von Thomas „Purger\" Jones, der mit The Purgery seit 2015 eine der bekanntesten australischen Server-Communitys betreibt, macht aus jedem Midair-Railshot einen Eintrag in der Statistik.","\u002Fmedia\u002F60\u002F6028c5b048028444da9fa8f83aad554a5991ad3e.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fd0\u002Fd0acfd2ecfd085df3513c6f9094d47407f0d973d.jpg",{"key":79,"name":35},"szene",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":81,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":82},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-26T09:33:00+00:00",211,2,{"id":87,"kind":31,"slug":88,"title":89,"teaser":90,"hero_image":91,"hero_image_thumb":92,"hero_focus":39,"section":93,"author":94,"published_at":97,"comment_count":27,"view_count":98,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":85},2864,"lan-party-2026-warum-ein-raum-voller-nerds-immer-noch-das-beste-multiplayer-erlebnis-ist","LAN-Party 2026: Warum zocken im selben Raum immer noch das beste Multiplayer-Erlebnis ist","Ein PC-Gamer-Redakteur hat zu seinem 30. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":79,"name":35},{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":147,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":148},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":151,"kind":31,"slug":152,"title":153,"teaser":39,"hero_image":154,"hero_image_thumb":155,"hero_focus":39,"section":156,"author":157,"published_at":160,"comment_count":27,"view_count":161,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":85},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":79,"name":35},{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"stats":158,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":159},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[],[],[],{"total":166,"quotes":167},325,[168,173,178,183,188,193,197,202,207,211],{"id":169,"body_html":170,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":171,"hits":27,"position":169,"total":166,"created_at":172},317,"1970 veröffentlichte eine US-Seifenfirma in der saudiarabischen Presse eine Anzeige, mit der für ein neues Seifenpulver geworben werden sollte. Links sah man einen Haufen schmutziger Wäsche, in der Mitte einen Waschbottich von Seifenschaum überkrönt, rechts einen Haufen strahlend weißer Wäsche. \n\nDa Araber von rechts nach links lesen, hatte die Anzeige keinen Erfolg.",2009,"2009-04-20T03:16:38+00:00",{"id":174,"body_html":175,"author":176,"source_label":39,"year":171,"hits":27,"position":174,"total":166,"created_at":177},244,"Marcel Reif:\n(beim Länderspiel Deutschland-Ghana): \"Die Spieler von Ghana erkennen Sie an den gelben Stutzen.\"","aD","2009-02-11T05:14:06+00:00",{"id":179,"body_html":180,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":179,"total":166,"created_at":182},117,"\u003Cb>Brain:\u003C\u002Fb> Pinky, gehet ihm dasselbe durch sein Haupt wie mir?\n\u003Cb>Pinky:\u003C\u002Fb> Mich dünkt so Brain wahrlich. Aber deucht er was uns Dose heißt wie es auch hieße, würde es trotzdem nach Blech schmecken.",2008,"2008-12-23T02:50:57+00:00",{"id":184,"body_html":185,"author":186,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":184,"total":166,"created_at":187},77,"Es gibt nur 2 Dinge die unendlich sind: Das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit.\nUnd beim Universum bin ich mir nicht sicher.\nAlbert Einstein","Bigga","2008-12-20T23:13:54+00:00",{"id":189,"body_html":190,"author":191,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":189,"total":166,"created_at":192},138,"Die drei häufigsten Todesursachen von Haustieren sind Michelin, Pirelli und Continental.","Balu","2008-12-28T16:28:31+00:00",{"id":194,"body_html":195,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":194,"total":166,"created_at":196},91,"\u003Cb>Shooter:\u003C\u002Fb> \"So eine Scheiße wie Sie esse ich scheibenweise zum Frühstück!\"\n\u003Cb>Happy:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Sie essen Scheiben-Scheiße zum Frühstück?\"","2008-12-22T04:34:55+00:00",{"id":198,"body_html":199,"author":200,"source_label":39,"year":171,"hits":27,"position":198,"total":166,"created_at":201},164,"Janitor: Glotz mich gefälligst nicht an wenn ich esse. Ich hasse das.\nJ.D.: Aber ich hab nicht...\nJanitor: Was mach ich hier grade?\nJ.D.: Essen.\nJanitor: Was machst du?\nJ.D.: Glotzen.","BKLSteven","2009-01-19T03:14:53+00:00",{"id":203,"body_html":204,"author":205,"source_label":39,"year":171,"hits":27,"position":203,"total":166,"created_at":206},278,"Irren ist Männlich, sagte der Igel und stieg von der Klohbürste...","Mystic-LAN","2009-04-03T13:46:51+00:00",{"id":208,"body_html":209,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":171,"hits":27,"position":208,"total":166,"created_at":210},282,"Die Erde wiegt ungefähr 6.588.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 Tonnen ... ungefähr.","2009-04-20T03:03:48+00:00",{"id":212,"body_html":213,"author":43,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":212,"total":166,"created_at":214},61,"Wer keine üblen Gewohnheiten hat, hat wahrscheinlich auch keine Persönlichkeit.","2008-12-19T04:25:11+00:00",{"data":216,"links":225,"meta":227},[217],{"id":218,"author":219,"title":222,"body_html":223,"score":27,"created_at":224,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":54,"can_delete":54},8636,{"name":43,"username":43,"avatar":44,"is_member":53,"stats":220,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":54,"title":39,"rank_title":221},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":56,"metal":57,"discipline":31,"tier":58},"Ich freue mich","sehr darauf. Ich hoffe nur, dass sie diesesmal von Langfingern verschont bleiben, die sich am Eqiupment vergreifen. Ich war im Februar dabei und hätte gern auch die LichtShow dazu gesehen. In diesem Sinne - \"Ich Kommander, du Kommander, er Kommander, sie Kommander, der Kommander, Telekommander!\"","2006-11-14T05:03:11+00:00",{"first":226,"last":226,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F263\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":60,"from":60,"last_page":60,"links":228,"path":235,"per_page":236,"to":60,"total":60},[229,231,233],{"url":39,"label":230,"page":39,"active":54},"« Previous",{"url":226,"label":232,"page":60,"active":53},"1",{"url":39,"label":234,"page":39,"active":54},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F263\u002Fcomments",200]