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Da schlemmt man schnell mal etwas zwischendurch und zum Schluss sucht man verzweifelt eine Serviette oder ein Papiertaschentuch um seine Finger zu reinigen. Ein Designer entwarf jetzt eine Hamburger-Esshilfe mit der dieses Problem der Vergangenheit angehören soll.",null,"2009-03-07T08:27:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,923,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F41\u002F41d95065ebddb59a62a674f89a111d0f910ea5ca.jpg",307,214,"1885 soll die Geburtsstunde des Hamburgers gewesen sein. Auf einem Jahrmarkt in Erie Country im Bundesstaat New York bauten die Menches Brothers ihren Imbisstand auf. Aufgrund der damals vorherrschenden Schweinefleischknappheit, experimentierten die Brüder mit Rindfleisch und schufen damit den ersten Burger, welchen sie nach der Stadt benannten die in unmittelbarer Nähe von Erie Country lag, „Hamburg“. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n200 Jahre später könnte der Slogan eines Fünf-Sterne Fastfoodrestaurants lauten\u003Cbr>\n„Burger bis zum umfallen und nie mehr fettige Finger“. In diesem Restaurant bekommt man neben Messer, Gabel und den üblichen hohen Preisen auch ein weiteres Essutensil, eine Burgeresshilfe. Dieses kleine „Besteck“ aus wertvollem Mahagoniholz soll in Zukunft fettige Finger vermeiden und ein ganz neues Essgefühl bescheren. Der Name des kleinen Kameraden lautet einfach nur „CHOMPr“, für was auch immer dies stehen soll.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nMit dem Gerät darf man dann seinen Burger stillvoll verzehren, indem man diesen zwischen den „CHOMPr“ klemmt. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":155,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":156},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",169,{"id":160,"kind":31,"slug":161,"title":162,"teaser":39,"hero_image":163,"hero_image_thumb":164,"hero_focus":39,"section":165,"author":166,"published_at":169,"comment_count":27,"view_count":170,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":89,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":93},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":167,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":168},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[],[],[],{"total":175,"quotes":176},325,[177,183,187,193,196,200,204,208,212,216],{"id":178,"body_html":179,"author":180,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":178,"total":175,"created_at":182},84,"Ich frage mich oft, was passiert wäre, wenn Beethoven\neines von unseren modernen Hörgeräten gehabt hätte.\n- Sir Peter Ustinov","Bigga",2008,"2008-12-20T23:14:08+00:00",{"id":184,"body_html":185,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":184,"total":175,"created_at":186},51,"WARUM können Frauen keine Wimperntusche auftragen mit geschlossenem Mund?","2008-12-19T02:05:50+00:00",{"id":188,"body_html":189,"author":190,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":188,"total":175,"created_at":192},269,"\"Computer werden in Zukunft nicht mehr als 1.5 Tonnen wiegen.\"\n\nChef einer Computerfirma in den 1950er Jahren.","GeoStreber",2009,"2009-03-04T04:10:46+00:00",{"id":119,"body_html":194,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":119,"total":175,"created_at":195},"\"Was ist ein Pilot?\" - \"Du kennst doch diese Serien im Fernsehen?\" - \"Ich guck' nicht fern.\" - \"Ja, aber dir ist schon klar, dass es eine Erfindung namens Fernsehen gibt, und dass sie in dieser Erfindung Serien zeigen?\" (Pulp Fiction)","2009-01-19T03:17:52+00:00",{"id":197,"body_html":198,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":197,"total":175,"created_at":199},282,"Die Erde wiegt ungefähr 6.588.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 Tonnen ... ungefähr.","2009-04-20T03:03:48+00:00",{"id":201,"body_html":202,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":201,"total":175,"created_at":203},35,"Als deutscher Tourist im Ausland steht man vor der Frage, ob man sich anständig benehmen muß oder ob schon deutsche Touristen dagewesen sind.","2008-12-19T02:00:50+00:00",{"id":51,"body_html":205,"author":206,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":51,"total":175,"created_at":207},"Rumkugeln tun Rumkugeln\n\n- Meister Kajo -","BKLMetzgershand","2009-01-11T12:34:23+00:00",{"id":209,"body_html":210,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":209,"total":175,"created_at":211},116,"\u003Cb>Brain:\u003C\u002Fb> Geht dir dasselbe durch den Kopf wie mir, Pinky?\n\u003Cb>Pinky:\u003C\u002Fb> Ich glaube schon, aber wenn wir keine Ohren hätten würden wir doch aussehen wie Wiesel.","2008-12-23T02:49:56+00:00",{"id":213,"body_html":214,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":213,"total":175,"created_at":215},7,"\u003Cb>Pinky:\u003C\u002Fb> Laß mich nachdenken...\n\u003Cb>Brain:\u003C\u002Fb> Verletz' dich nicht, Pinky.","2008-12-19T01:48:22+00:00",{"id":217,"body_html":218,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":217,"total":175,"created_at":219},159,"Ich bin ein MÖTER - Halb Mensch, Halb Köter. Und mein bester Freund!","2009-01-19T02:59:39+00:00",{"data":221,"links":294,"meta":296},[222,234,249,261,275,285],{"id":223,"author":224,"title":231,"body_html":232,"score":27,"created_at":233,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13291,{"name":225,"username":225,"avatar":39,"is_member":89,"stats":226,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":227},"patmit",{"articles":27,"comments":57,"forum_posts":27},{"name":228,"metal":229,"discipline":230,"tier":59},"Zeitzeuge","bronze","veteran","coole...","coole idee.gut fùr alle fastfood fans","2009-03-07T08:35:05+00:00",{"id":235,"author":236,"title":246,"body_html":247,"score":27,"created_at":248,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13292,{"name":237,"username":237,"avatar":238,"is_member":89,"stats":239,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":242},"Balu","\u002Fmedia\u002Fb0\u002Fb06818a40519d5b691b644d7167ee402dbf2b219.jpg",{"articles":213,"comments":240,"forum_posts":241},323,487,{"name":243,"metal":244,"discipline":245,"tier":22},"Dauerkommentator","gold","comments","Und...","...wie zum Teufel bekomme ich den fettigen Burger in das Gerät, ohne mir die Finger vollzusauen (wenn ich denn wirklich sooo etepetete bin)?\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nDavon ab... Meinst du wirklich, dass in 75 Jahren tatsächlich ein Angebot an \"Fünf-Sterne-Fastfood-Restaurants\" besteht?\u003Cbr>\nSo was gibts doch jetzt schon in einer \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Frhein-zeitung.de\u002Fon\u002F08\u002F06\u002F18\u002Fnews\u002Ft\u002Frzo438196.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">BurgerKing-Filiale\u003C\u002Fa> in London: der Edel-Burger besteht aus japa­nischem Kobe-Rind­fleisch, weißen Trüffeln, spa­nischem Pata-Negra-Schin­ken, Cham­pagner-Zwie­bel­strei­fen, rosa Hima­laya­salz sowie ira­nischem Safran. Für \u003Cem>\"nur\"\u003C\u002Fem> umgerechnet 120 Euronen kannst du schwelgen wie Paris im Hilton... 😉","2009-03-07T09:56:16+00:00",{"id":250,"author":251,"title":258,"body_html":259,"score":27,"created_at":260,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13293,{"name":180,"username":180,"avatar":252,"is_member":89,"stats":253,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":256},"4976_2008-11-09_21:22:41_brille2.jpg",{"articles":27,"comments":254,"forum_posts":255},99,108,{"name":257,"metal":244,"discipline":230,"tier":22},"Urgestein","Burger in Dings rein","Balu: Natürlich macht die freundliche Bedienung den Burger schon in das Teil rein.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nUnd den letzten Happen lässt man einfach in seinen Mund fallen ^^","2009-03-07T10:32:44+00:00",{"id":262,"author":263,"title":272,"body_html":273,"score":27,"created_at":274,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13294,{"name":264,"username":264,"avatar":265,"is_member":89,"stats":266,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":269},"nevermind","4289_2008-04-23_03:04:57_img_1126.jpg",{"articles":27,"comments":267,"forum_posts":268},11,26,{"name":270,"metal":271,"discipline":230,"tier":93},"Oldschooler","silber","Bitte Titel angeben","to chomp = mampfen, kauen\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n...und wer heute schon luxuriös fastfood essen will, geht in 'ne ordentliche currywustbude - da gibts das gute stück mit blattgold garniert und dazu werden trüffel-pommes gereicht. 😛","2009-03-08T01:08:54+00:00",{"id":276,"author":277,"title":282,"body_html":283,"score":27,"created_at":284,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13295,{"name":278,"username":278,"avatar":39,"is_member":89,"stats":279,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":281},"Strike21",{"articles":27,"comments":280,"forum_posts":27},8,{"name":228,"metal":229,"discipline":230,"tier":59},"Ich...","..würde mich mehr darüber freuen, wenn die die Burger mal stabiler bauen würden, damit nicht immer alles rausfällt","2009-03-13T05:01:15+00:00",{"id":286,"author":287,"title":291,"body_html":292,"score":27,"created_at":293,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13296,{"name":288,"username":288,"avatar":39,"is_member":89,"stats":289,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":290},"Lonnes",{"articles":27,"comments":15,"forum_posts":27},{"name":228,"metal":229,"discipline":230,"tier":59},"^^","brauch man natürlich -.-","2009-03-16T01:25:37+00:00",{"first":295,"last":295,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2290\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":59,"last_page":59,"links":297,"path":304,"per_page":305,"to":70,"total":70},[298,300,302],{"url":39,"label":299,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":295,"label":301,"page":59,"active":89},"1",{"url":39,"label":303,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2290\u002Fcomments",200]