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Da wacht man nichts ahnend auf und die Freundin sieht ein mit erwartungsvollen Blick an. Kurze Zeit später hat sie ne Schachtel Praline in der Hand und flüstert dir ins Ohr „Alles Gute zum Valentinstag.“ Spätestens jetzt schläft dir das Gesicht ein und die überlegst krampfhaft: „Wo bekomme ich jetzt auf die schnelle Blumen her?“",null,"2009-02-14T01:36:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,863,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F19\u002F19aaeab037f430d185cf000728bd548d1bfdc68f.jpg",300,225,"Die Situation kennt bestimmt jeder Mann. Da hat man mal wieder den Jubiläumstag oder irgendeinen anderen Tag vergessen, welchen sich die Freundin ganz besonders dick in ihrem virtuellen Gedankenkalender angestrichen hat. Ist man ehrlich, bekommt man einen vorwurfsvollen Blick und weiß genau, der Tag ist gelaufen, ab sofort heißt es „Stress“. Deswegen halten es die meisten Männer auch so, wie Homer Simpson, welcher dann mal schnell was erledigen muss.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nDoch was kann man machen, wenn der letzte Blumenstrauß bereits verkauft und es  Pralinen nur noch in bitterherb gibt? Ganz klar, dann muss man sich was ganz Besonderes einfallen lassen. Etwas damit alles, was davor geschah, in Vergessenheit gerät. Zum Glück sind Frauen einfach gestrickt und freuen sich auch über, in unseren Augen, wertlosen Plunder. Eines dieser Dinge, gibt es bei der Firma „Brando“. Diese vertreiben ein USB Plasma Herz, welches bei Berührung, elektrische Impulse an die Außenwand sendet. Dass es sich dabei nur um Liebesblitze handeln kann, könnte man mit etwas technischem Verständnis, am Ende auch noch erklären. 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Mittendrin, aber dennoch nur außenstehende Beobachter, denn unser Suburb ist einer der wenigen, die nicht direkt von den...","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc1\u002Fc183ed60d57ceb87b8a0b65b93d2e42e71b018e2.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002F11\u002F1165383e0823f37550807928c9f50c0f81b0ea6f.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":116,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":117},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2011-01-11T17:21:52+00:00",3180,{"id":121,"kind":31,"slug":122,"title":123,"teaser":124,"hero_image":125,"hero_image_thumb":126,"hero_focus":39,"section":127,"author":128,"published_at":131,"comment_count":27,"view_count":132,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":59},2840,"livebericht-aus-brisbane-neue-bilder-der-flut-regen-lasst-nach-pegel-steigt-stetig-an","Livebericht aus Brisbane - Neue Bilder der Flut, Regen lässt nach, Pegel steigt stetig an ","Queensland wird seit Wochen von schweren Regenfällen heimgesucht und inzwischen ist eine Fläche von rund einer Million Quadratkilometern von den Flutwellen betroffen. 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Die Schweizer? Nein, gar nicht. Es stimmt zwar, dass die Schweizer Armee ein multifunktionelles Taschenmesser irgendwann Ende des 19. Jahrhunderts entwickeln liess, aber eigentlich stammte die Erfindun...","\u002Fmedia\u002F94\u002F94f34c113bd41faf755b000ad8e6b7f7e4dcac45.jpeg","\u002Fmedia\u002Ffe\u002Ffeb071c99e0a40b9b618b8f430aa7d5d96496859.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":155,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":156},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2010-11-08T16:17:59+00:00",3140,{"id":160,"kind":31,"slug":161,"title":162,"teaser":163,"hero_image":164,"hero_image_thumb":165,"hero_focus":39,"section":166,"author":167,"published_at":170,"comment_count":27,"view_count":171,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":59},2834,"an-nyeong-ha-se-yo-ploynt-zu-besuch-in-seoul","An-nyeong-ha-se-yo! Ploynt zu Besuch in Seoul!","Es muss so gegen 10 Uhr Ortszeit gewesen sein als wir - eine Stunde früher als eigentlich geplant - aus einem supermodernem Airbus A 330 ausgestiegen sind. Supermodern, das heißt, Touchdisplays in den Sitzlehnen des Vord...","\u002Fmedia\u002F4d\u002F4d3fc40f517801f9a775f39c900b8efa1a803e5d.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002F35\u002F35ee4451f7dc449ed2a84aeae1a922173d50eff9.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":168,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":169},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2010-10-01T22:14:03+00:00",4143,[],[],[],{"total":176,"quotes":177},325,[178,184,189,194,198,201,205,209,214,219],{"id":179,"body_html":180,"author":181,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":179,"total":176,"created_at":183},294,"Aller Anfang ist leicht, und die letzten Stufen werden am schwersten und seltensten erstiegen. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe","HPLBoss",2009,"2009-04-29T04:44:04+00:00",{"id":185,"body_html":186,"author":187,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":185,"total":176,"created_at":188},253,"Es wäre dumm, sich über die Welt zu ärgern. Sie kümmert sich nicht darum.","Luxtra","2009-02-12T05:09:18+00:00",{"id":190,"body_html":191,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":192,"hits":27,"position":190,"total":176,"created_at":193},98,"\"Was liest du da für ein Buch?\" - \"Grosse Erwartungen!\" - \"Wie ist es?\" - \"Hab mehr erwartet!\" - aus HotShots",2008,"2008-12-22T04:40:37+00:00",{"id":195,"body_html":196,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":192,"hits":27,"position":195,"total":176,"created_at":197},85,"\u003Cb>House:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Normalerweise würde ich 'n Hütchen aufsetzen und feiern, dass die Erde einmal mehr die Sonne umkreist hat. Eigentlich dachte ich, er würde es dieses Jahr nicht schaffen, aber Mist, er hat's uns mal wieder gezeigt, unser kleiner Planet.\"","2008-12-21T06:40:46+00:00",{"id":57,"body_html":199,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":192,"hits":27,"position":57,"total":176,"created_at":200},"Ihr werdet an euch selber ackern wie die Rummelnutten, damit ihr'n guten Eindruck hinterlasst!","2008-12-19T01:47:41+00:00",{"id":202,"body_html":203,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":202,"total":176,"created_at":204},287,"Wenn Schnecken mit zwei Köpfen geboren werden, kämpfen die beiden Köpfe gegeneinander um Futter.","2009-04-20T03:11:19+00:00",{"id":206,"body_html":207,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":206,"total":176,"created_at":208},186,"\"Killerspiele sind Landminen für die Seele\" und \"aktives Kriegstraining\". \"Wissenschaftler, die dies leugnen, machen sich zu Komplizen und sind Profiteure des militärisch-industriellmedialen Komplexes\". - (Kölner Aufruf gegen Computergewalt)","2009-01-27T01:46:40+00:00",{"id":210,"body_html":211,"author":212,"source_label":39,"year":192,"hits":27,"position":210,"total":176,"created_at":213},128,"»Die Arbeit ist etwas Unnatürliches. Die Faulheit allein ist göttlich.«\n                                                       Anatole France","Bigga","2008-12-26T15:09:53+00:00",{"id":215,"body_html":216,"author":217,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":215,"total":176,"created_at":218},231,"Faßbender, Heribert:\n(auf Teneriffa): \"Tagsüber, wenn die Sonne scheint, ist es hier noch wärmer!\"\n\n \"Kömann. Der heißt schon so. Dem würde ich auch nicht über den Weg trauen!\"\n\n \"Rivaldo ist ein Super-Techniker, oh, äh, das ist ja Cafu!\"\n\n \"Jetzt sind auch die Fans begeistert. Sie singen \"Oh, wie bist Du schön!\"","aD","2009-02-11T03:57:49+00:00",{"id":220,"body_html":221,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":192,"hits":27,"position":220,"total":176,"created_at":222},48,"Ich habe eiserne Prinzipien. Wenn sie Ihnen nicht gefallen, habe ich auch noch andere.","2008-12-19T02:03:10+00:00",{"data":224,"links":239,"meta":241},[225],{"id":226,"author":227,"title":236,"body_html":237,"score":27,"created_at":238,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},13218,{"name":228,"username":228,"avatar":229,"is_member":89,"stats":230,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":232},"FREDchen","\u002Fmedia\u002F66\u002F662f3a1a0e73ac0d257ace9aabf0d802efb42cf9.jpg",{"articles":27,"comments":231,"forum_posts":93},100,{"name":233,"metal":234,"discipline":235,"tier":22},"Urgestein","gold","veteran","h3h3","Nett geschrieben, 🙂","2009-02-14T08:11:03+00:00",{"first":240,"last":240,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2254\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":59,"last_page":59,"links":242,"path":249,"per_page":250,"to":59,"total":59},[243,245,247],{"url":39,"label":244,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":240,"label":246,"page":59,"active":89},"1",{"url":39,"label":248,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2254\u002Fcomments",200]