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Richtig Rauchen, Trinken und sich Pornohefte von geilen Schaltkreisen ansehen. Schade dass der „beliebteste“ Roboter des 31 Jahrhunderts erst 2998 das Licht der Welt erblicken wird, vorausgesetzt wir sind bis dahin nicht gänzlich von Außerirdischen vernichtet wurden. Doch wie würde eigentlich Benders Pin-up Kalender für das Jahr 2009  aussehen? Gibt es heute schon Roboter, welche die Faktoren niedlich, sexy und erregend erfüllen oder befinden wir uns hier noch in einer unästhetischen Sackgasse? Mitnichten, denn auch heute schon können wir auf eine große Anzahl von Robotern zugreifen, welche sexuelle Reize aufweisen oder einfach nur liebenswert sind.",null,"2009-01-01T01:00:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,1729,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F70\u002F70a167e7f288638547049773210977503c648150.jpg",300,310,"Da wäre zum Beispiel Eternal, Maiden, Actualization kurz E.M.A., der erste Spielzeugroboter welcher Küsse an einsame Männerherzen verteilt und dies mit einem Hüftschwung, welcher mit jeder Bordsteinschwalbe mithalten kann. In die gleiche Kategorie fällt auch der Spielzeugroboter mit dem technisch klingenden Namen „Female Type“ ein Roboter welcher von dem Hobbybastler Tomotaka Takahashi entwickelt wurde und der sich wie ein Model auf dem Catwalk bewegt. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nBender würde seine wahre Freude an diesen beiden Robotern haben. „Shake your ass, baby“ würde wahrscheinlich seinen am häufigsten ausgesprochenen Satz „Du kannst mich mal an meinem blanken Metallarsch lecken“ ablösen. Doch richtig durchdrehen würde er wahrscheinlich bei Sakura, denn dieses Spielzeug ist Sex in Reinform. Nicht nur das Sakura wie ein japanisches Schulmädchen aussieht, nein es verpasst seinem Besitzer auch noch jede Menge Komplimente, wie „Du bist aber stark“ oder „Mein Held, beschütze mich vor den bösen Jungs“. Schade nur, dass man ihr dies vorher alles beibringen muss und sie nicht von selber darauf kommt.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n \u003Cimg alt=\"\" src=\"\u002Fmedia\u002F37\u002F3728e6c8370c93b80ab615da06d8068655d5dbe5.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\">  \u003Cbr>\nDen zweiten Teil von Benders Roboter Pin-up Kalender gibt es morgen.\u003Cbr>\u003Cbr>Quellen: \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Finventorspot.com\u002Farticles\u002Fsegas_sexy_new_female_robot_sings_dances_kisses_14560\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">inventorspot.com\u003C\u002Fa>, \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fployer.com\u002Farchives\u002F2008\u002F06\u002Fsega_ema_robot.php\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ployer.com\u003C\u002Fa>, \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.ozoux.com\u002Feclectic\u002Farchive\u002F2006\u002F04\u002F11\u002Fsexy-robots\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ozoux.com\u003C\u002Fa>, \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.newlaunches.com\u002Farchives\u002Fthe_first_female_robot.php\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">newlaunches.com\u003C\u002Fa>, \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.rawfish.com.au\u002Fft-robot\u002F\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">rawfish.com\u003C\u002Fa>, \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.7x7toys.com\u002F116\u002F2007\u002F10\u002F04\u002Fsakura-best-friend-robot\u002F\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">7x7toys.com\u003C\u002Fa>, \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fde.wikipedia.org\u002Fwiki\u002FPersonen_im_Futurama-Universum#Bender\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Wikipedia (Bender)\u003C\u002Fa>","published",[67],{"name":68,"slug":69,"usage_count":27},"Roboter","roboter",{"comments":27,"views":58,"rating_avg":57,"rating_count":71},10,[73,94,107,120,133,146,158],{"id":74,"kind":31,"slug":75,"title":76,"teaser":77,"hero_image":78,"hero_image_thumb":79,"hero_focus":39,"section":80,"author":82,"published_at":91,"comment_count":27,"view_count":92,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":93},2865,"slipgate-neues-ranking-system-will-die-australische-quake-live-szene-sichtbar-machen","Slipgate: Neues Ranking-System will die australische Quake-Live-Szene sichtbar machen","Ein Skill-Rating-System für Quake Live, gebaut von Thomas „Purger\" Jones, der mit The Purgery seit 2015 eine der bekanntesten australischen Server-Communitys betreibt, macht aus jedem Midair-Railshot einen Eintrag in der Statistik.","\u002Fmedia\u002F60\u002F6028c5b048028444da9fa8f83aad554a5991ad3e.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fd0\u002Fd0acfd2ecfd085df3513c6f9094d47407f0d973d.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},"szene",{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":85,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":90},"Torsten","\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F726a6e7bda4e09ab54ae3748c903cfa39bce24a3.jpg",{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},720,724,1588,true,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-26T09:33:00+00:00",211,2,{"id":95,"kind":31,"slug":96,"title":97,"teaser":98,"hero_image":99,"hero_image_thumb":100,"hero_focus":39,"section":101,"author":102,"published_at":105,"comment_count":27,"view_count":106,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":89,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":93},2864,"lan-party-2026-warum-ein-raum-voller-nerds-immer-noch-das-beste-multiplayer-erlebnis-ist","LAN-Party 2026: Warum zocken im selben Raum immer noch das beste Multiplayer-Erlebnis ist","Ein PC-Gamer-Redakteur hat zu seinem 30. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":155,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":156},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":159,"kind":31,"slug":160,"title":161,"teaser":39,"hero_image":162,"hero_image_thumb":163,"hero_focus":39,"section":164,"author":165,"published_at":168,"comment_count":27,"view_count":169,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":89,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":93},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":81,"name":35},{"username":83,"name":83,"avatar":84,"stats":166,"golden_name":89,"has_frame":89,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":167},{"articles":86,"comments":87,"forum_posts":88},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[],[],[],{"total":174,"quotes":175},325,[176,182,187,191,197,201,205,209,213,217],{"id":177,"body_html":178,"author":179,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":177,"total":174,"created_at":181},269,"\"Computer werden in Zukunft nicht mehr als 1.5 Tonnen wiegen.\"\n\nChef einer Computerfirma in den 1950er Jahren.","GeoStreber",2009,"2009-03-04T04:10:46+00:00",{"id":183,"body_html":184,"author":185,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":183,"total":174,"created_at":186},180,"Der größte Luxus, den man sich leisten kann, ist eine eigene Meinung.\nSir Alec Guinness","BigBadAndy","2009-01-23T06:57:29+00:00",{"id":188,"body_html":189,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":188,"total":174,"created_at":190},313,"Der Mensch wird mit 300 Knochen geboren, hat aber als Erwachsener nur noch 206.","2009-04-20T03:15:20+00:00",{"id":192,"body_html":193,"author":194,"source_label":39,"year":195,"hits":27,"position":192,"total":174,"created_at":196},130,"»Unsichtbar wird die Dummheit, wenn sie genügend große Ausmaße angenommen hat.«\n\n                                                              Bertolt Brecht","Bigga",2008,"2008-12-26T15:09:54+00:00",{"id":198,"body_html":199,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":195,"hits":27,"position":198,"total":174,"created_at":200},110,"\u003Cb>Brain:\u003C\u002Fb> „Geht dir dasselbe durch den Kopf wie mir, Pinky?“\n\u003Cb>Pinky:\u003C\u002Fb> „Ich glaub schon, Brain, aber wie kommt jemand auf die Idee und pierct Brosnan?!\"","2008-12-23T02:46:40+00:00",{"id":202,"body_html":203,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":202,"total":174,"created_at":204},319,"Die Augen eines Esels sind so angeordnet, dass er alle vier Füße gleichzeitig sehen kann.","2009-04-20T03:17:03+00:00",{"id":206,"body_html":207,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":195,"hits":27,"position":206,"total":174,"created_at":208},47,"Gute Erziehung besteht darin, das man verbirgt, wieviel man von sich selber hält und wie wenig von den anderen.","2008-12-19T02:03:04+00:00",{"id":210,"body_html":211,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":210,"total":174,"created_at":212},205,"Aus welchem Material ist eine Holz-Eisenbahn?","2009-01-27T01:53:38+00:00",{"id":214,"body_html":215,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":214,"total":174,"created_at":216},272,"Die Nasa hat 5 Jahre gebraucht um einen Kugelshreiber zu entwickeln, der im weltraum, bei extremer kälte, bei extremer hitze und sogar im vakuum schreiben kann. Die Russen nehmen einen Bleistift.","2009-03-26T00:56:46+00:00",{"id":21,"body_html":218,"author":83,"source_label":39,"year":195,"hits":27,"position":21,"total":174,"created_at":219},"\u003Cb>Daily Lama:\u003C\u002Fb> Wenn eine Idee in einen hohlen Kopf tritt, so füllt sie ihn völlig aus, weil keine andere da ist, die ihr den Rang streitig machen könnte.","2008-12-19T01:55:05+00:00",{"data":221,"links":222,"meta":224},[],{"first":223,"last":223,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2171\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":39,"last_page":59,"links":225,"path":232,"per_page":233,"to":39,"total":27},[226,228,230],{"url":39,"label":227,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":223,"label":229,"page":59,"active":89},"1",{"url":39,"label":231,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2171\u002Fcomments",200]