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Wer jetzt noch nicht alle Geschenke hat, dem hilft nur noch ein spontaner Gang ins nächste Einkaufszentrum. Von Glück kann Derjenige reden, welcher heute in der Nähe von einem wohnt, welches auch am Sonntag geöffnet hat. Für alle anderen gibt es aber immer noch das Internet. Deswegen heute unser letzter Einkaufstipp, die USB Eule für den PC.",null,"2008-12-20T13:01:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,1457,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F5a\u002F5ab61c81a6412286f3fd34c65664840d5ce61514.jpg",400,300,"„Ich glaub ich steh im Wald.“, diesen Slogan könnte man demnächst etwas öfters hören. Zu mindestens dann, wenn man sich für ein neues Haustier für seinen PC entscheidet. Doch welches Tier lässt sich schon an einen PC fesseln, von der Maus mal abgesehen. Der natürlichste Feind der Mäuse, die Eule. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nDiese gibt es jetzt als einfache USB Variante zum auf den Monitor stellen oder einfach neben der Maus positionieren. Solange sie nicht über USB aktiviert ist, schläft der kleine Kamerad. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":82,"name":35},{"username":84,"name":84,"avatar":85,"stats":156,"golden_name":90,"has_frame":90,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":157},{"articles":87,"comments":88,"forum_posts":89},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":160,"kind":31,"slug":161,"title":162,"teaser":39,"hero_image":163,"hero_image_thumb":164,"hero_focus":39,"section":165,"author":166,"published_at":169,"comment_count":27,"view_count":170,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":90,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":94},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":82,"name":35},{"username":84,"name":84,"avatar":85,"stats":167,"golden_name":90,"has_frame":90,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":168},{"articles":87,"comments":88,"forum_posts":89},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[],[],[],{"total":175,"quotes":176},325,[177,183,188,192,196,200,204,209,213,217],{"id":178,"body_html":179,"author":180,"source_label":39,"year":181,"hits":27,"position":178,"total":175,"created_at":182},298,"Bill Gates, nachdem er sich einen Tag lang die Fehlermeldungen von Windows angeschaut habe: \"Auch ich konnte einen großen Teil davon nicht verstehen. 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Wenn die jetzt noch Geräusche macht isse schon so gut wie bestellt ^^","2008-12-21T13:35:33+00:00",{"first":238,"last":238,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2145\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":59,"last_page":59,"links":240,"path":247,"per_page":248,"to":59,"total":59},[241,243,245],{"url":39,"label":242,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":238,"label":244,"page":59,"active":90},"1",{"url":39,"label":246,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2145\u002Fcomments",200]