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Und habt ihr wieder nichts Passendes gefunden? Keine Sorge wir halten in dieser schweren Zeit zu euch. Jeden Tag in dieser Woche bekommt ihr von uns einen weiteren Tipp, was man so alles an „sinnlosen“ Nettigkeiten verschenken kann, ohne dabei ein schlechtes Gewissen zu haben. Heute der LED- Regenschirm für dunkle Tage.",null,"2008-12-15T13:01:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Fr3dd1","4974_2008-06-18_20:23:54_wallpaper2.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"member","Mitglied",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},323,123,260,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Tintenkaiser","platin",4,1479,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002Fb9\u002Fb94838be5b8f6d7cf65fd60d6858eee1db4b90ea.jpg",400,300,"Stellt euch vor ihr geht spät Abends durch den Schatten der Nacht. Rings um euch herum seht ihr nichts, nichts außer Dunkelheit. Hinter jeder Ecke könnten Gefahren stecken. Zwielichtige Kreaturen oder ein Auto was mit zu schneller Geschwindigkeit, fast blind, über die Straßen brettert. Was habt ihr für Möglichkeiten Euch zu schützen? Taschenlampen und Reflektoren scheinen gute Mittel zu sein. Wir haben für euch eine weitere Alternative, die dazu auch noch angst einflößend wirken könnte.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nBei Unserer Suche nach den wohl ungewöhnlichsten (Weihnachts-) Geschenken, sind wir auf ihn gestoßen - den Regenschirm mit dem wohl schon Darth Vader gerne wäre aufgewachsen. Das „LED-Umbrella“ genannte Produkt vereint eine Beleuchtung, mit einem praktischem Regenschirm. Der Schaft leuchtet wie eine mobile Leuchtstoffröhre und sieht aus der Ferne, in der Dunkelheit versteht sich, wie ein Laser-Schwert aus. Für genügend Strom sind 3 AAA Batterien einzusetzen. 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Da könnte der gewogene Brite des frühen Morgens oder späten Nachmittags beim Warten auf den Bus bequem an der überfüllten Haltestelle seine \"Times\" trotz typischen Regenwetters trotzdem im Trockenen lesen - quasi mit eigener Leselampe.\u003Cbr>\nAber in Anbetracht des Dollarzeichens beim Preis kommt das Teil aus den USA oder Asien.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n(Hoffentlich ist es kein Produkt der \"Umbrella Corporation\" 😉)","2008-12-16T11:40:09+00:00",{"first":256,"last":256,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2142\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":59,"last_page":59,"links":258,"path":265,"per_page":266,"to":71,"total":71},[259,261,263],{"url":39,"label":260,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":256,"label":262,"page":59,"active":91},"1",{"url":39,"label":264,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F2142\u002Fcomments",200]