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Wenn er Glück hat, wird er nächsten Monat achtzehn.\"","2009-02-11T03:54:23+00:00",{"id":274,"body_html":275,"author":86,"source_label":39,"year":246,"hits":27,"position":274,"total":240,"created_at":276},283,"Fliegen springen rückwärts, wenn sie starten.","2009-04-20T03:04:00+00:00",{"id":278,"body_html":279,"author":86,"source_label":39,"year":246,"hits":27,"position":278,"total":240,"created_at":280},302,"Adolf Hitler und Napoleon hatten beide nur jeweils einen Hoden.","2009-04-20T03:12:33+00:00",{"id":282,"body_html":283,"author":245,"source_label":39,"year":246,"hits":27,"position":282,"total":240,"created_at":284},231,"Faßbender, Heribert:\n(auf Teneriffa): \"Tagsüber, wenn die Sonne scheint, ist es hier noch wärmer!\"\n\n \"Kömann. Der heißt schon so. Dem würde ich auch nicht über den Weg trauen!\"\n\n \"Rivaldo ist ein Super-Techniker, oh, äh, das ist ja Cafu!\"\n\n \"Jetzt sind auch die Fans begeistert. Sie singen \"Oh, wie bist Du schön!\"","2009-02-11T03:57:49+00:00"]