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Ein unbewaffneter Mann betrat um 18:35 Uhr einen GameStop Shop und wanderte kurze Zeit später mit einer Playstation 3 unter dem Arm aus dem Geschäft. Das Verrückte daran ist, dass die Verkäuferin dem Mann freiwillig die Playstation 3 gab und in seinem Auftrag die Polizei anrief. Was war geschehen?",null,"2008-08-15T02:55:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,2873,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F79\u002F7901619825990c04d6319e6e91cf36ba94f3bdc5.jpg",308,213,"In St. Louis gibt es die wahrscheinlichst dümmste Verkäuferin in den Vereinigten Staaten. Diese übergab gestern Abend einen Mann eine Playstation 3 nur weil er ihr eine Geschichte erzählte, welche unglaublicher nicht klingen könnte. Gegen 18:35 Uhr betrat der Mann den GameStop Shop und sah sich die Verkaufsregale an. Kurze Zeit später kam er mit einer Sicherheitsbox an die Kasse und gab der Verkäuferin diese Box.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nIn der Box lag wahrscheinlich eine Memorycard für die Playstation 3. Gleichzeitig erzählte er der Verkäuferin, dass seine Familie von einem Wahnsinnigen bedroht wird und er diesem eine Playstation 3 bringen soll, damit dieser seine Familie frei lässt. Er bat die Verkäuferin darum, ihm eine Playstation 3 zu geben und sagte ihr gleichzeitig, dass sie bitte die Polizei rufen solle, weil er dringen Hilfe benötigt.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nDie Verkäuferin holte die Playstation 3 hinter ihrem Ladentisch hervor, übergab sie dem Mann und wählte anschließend die Nummer der Polizei. Noch während des Telefonats verlies der Mann den Laden, ohne das die Verkäuferin in aufhielt. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nDie Geschichte erinnert mich sehr stark an eine Filmsequenz, Pulp Fiction die erste Szene. In dieser diskutierten Honey Bunny und Pumpkin darüber, wie man am besten an Geld herankommt. Während der Diskussion erzählt Pumpkin, dass er von einem Mann hörte, welcher eine Bank mit einem Telefon überfallen hat. 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Aber nicht einer von ihnen behauptet, er sei zehnmal so glücklich.\"\n\nGeorge Bernard Shaw","loolek",2009,"2009-02-24T12:48:51+00:00",{"id":185,"body_html":186,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":187,"hits":27,"position":185,"total":176,"created_at":188},76,"\u003Cb>House:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Was wär' Ihnen lieber: ein Arzt, der Ihnen die Hand hält während Sie sterben, oder einer, der Sie ignoriert während Sie gesund werden? ... Ganz besonders ätzend wäre natürlich ein Arzt, der Sie ignoriert während Sie sterben.\"",2008,"2008-12-21T06:29:00+00:00",{"id":190,"body_html":191,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":190,"total":176,"created_at":192},319,"Die Augen eines Esels sind so angeordnet, dass er alle vier Füße gleichzeitig sehen kann.","2009-04-20T03:17:03+00:00",{"id":194,"body_html":195,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":187,"hits":27,"position":194,"total":176,"created_at":196},99,"Habt ihr schon das Neuste von draussen gehört ? Berlin ist jetzt die Stadt der Warenhäuser.. Hier war en Haus, da waren Haus.\" - Der Untergang","2008-12-22T04:42:39+00:00",{"id":198,"body_html":199,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":198,"total":176,"created_at":200},215,"\"Sie haben das verdammte Recht zu Schweigen, also halten Sie gefälligst die Klappe, okay? Sie haben das Recht auf einen Anwalt. Wenn sie sich keinen Anwalt leisten können, dann besorgen wir ihnen den dümmsten Anwalt, den wir finden können, ist das klar? Und wenn du dir nen Staatsanwalt nimmst, dann leg ich dich um!\"","2009-01-30T02:46:31+00:00",{"id":202,"body_html":203,"author":204,"source_label":39,"year":187,"hits":27,"position":202,"total":176,"created_at":205},132,"Für das Können gibt es nur einen Beweis: das Tun. (Marie von\nEbner-Eschenbach)","Bigga","2008-12-26T15:09:55+00:00",{"id":207,"body_html":208,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":207,"total":176,"created_at":209},289,"Buzz Aldrin war der erste Mensch, der auf dem Mond Stuhlgang hatte.","2009-04-20T03:11:42+00:00",{"id":211,"body_html":212,"author":213,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":211,"total":176,"created_at":214},253,"Es wäre dumm, sich über die Welt zu ärgern. Sie kümmert sich nicht darum.","Luxtra","2009-02-12T05:09:18+00:00",{"id":216,"body_html":217,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":216,"total":176,"created_at":218},209,"Ist es bedenklich, wenn im Park ein Goethe-Denkmal durch die Bäume schillert?","2009-01-27T01:54:04+00:00",{"id":220,"body_html":221,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":187,"hits":27,"position":220,"total":176,"created_at":222},39,"\u003Cb>Fidel Castro (in einer TV-Ansprache über den neuen amerikanischen Präsidenten George \"Dabbeljuh\" Bush):\u003C\u002Fb> Ein merkwürdiger Mann. 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Ob ich der Tusse nu ne Story erzähle und sie die Bullen ruft, oder ob ich sie einfach mitnehme und gehe und sie die Bullen ruft, ist doch völlig egal.","2008-08-15T04:27:32+00:00",{"id":241,"author":242,"title":245,"body_html":246,"score":27,"created_at":247,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},12519,{"name":43,"username":43,"avatar":44,"is_member":90,"stats":243,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":244},{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Raub ist Raub?","Kann schon sein. Obwohl dies hier fraglich ist. Ich würde diesen Fall mal unter arglistiger Täuschung einstufen. 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