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Der Film soll eine Mischung aus einem Slasherfilm und einer Komödie werden und eine direkte Parodie auf den derzeitigen Sponsorenwahn im eSport-Bereich sein. Für 2009 ist der Filmstart geplant. Zuvor haben wir jedoch schon den ersten Trailer und die ersten Infos zum Inhalt des Films für euch.",null,"2008-08-08T22:01:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,5770,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002Fe9\u002Fe915e9ecd7140514ef9fd7e13e730e8e156d2e4a.jpg",494,306,"Zum Inhalt: Für Jim, Tom und Nick sollte dies die Chance ihres Lebens sein. 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