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Auch wenn Japan nicht das Erfinderland von Tetris ist, ist es doch letztendlich in diesem Land groß geworden. Und Japans Militär wird erzittern oder sich zumindestens darüber wundern, wenn auf einmal feindliche Truppen in einer Tetris-Gefechtsformation im eigenen Land einmarschieren. Vielleicht denken aber auch die neuseeländischen Offiziere, dass die Soldaten Nippons damit beginnen, die Soldaten in ihrer Formation geistig in eine Linie zu bringen, in der Hoffnung dass sie dann einfach verschwinden mögen und dabei ganz vergessen selber zu schießen. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nIch weiß auch nicht, was sich die Oberen der „großen“ Neuseelandskriegsmacht dabei gedacht haben. Aber wenn man genau hinsieht, erkennt man sehr schnell, dass es sich bei der ganzen Sache doch nur um einen Werbefeldzug der neuseeländischen Armee handelt, um neue Rekruten zu bekommen. 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