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Sie ist immer für dich da und wenn du dich nach Zärtlichkeit sehnst, ist sie zur Stelle um dich zu trösten. Das einzige was sie leider nicht kann ist kochen. Ups, habe ich jetzt eine genaue Beschreibung deiner Freundin abgeliefert? Das war natürlich ein Versehen, denn ich meine Japans neue Erfindung „Ema“",null,"2008-06-26T22:10:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,1592,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F05\u002F054da8f9534b917c60cf1ac2b033bffd17ab8b8c.jpg",200,171,"Nur 38cm ist die kleine zukünftige Begleiterin vieler Singleherzen groß. Doch auch für ihre kleine Größe erkennt sie sehr genau, wenn sich jemand in ihrer Nähe befindet. Sobald dies nämlich der Fall aktiviert sich automatisch ein Emotionschip und „Ema“ schaltet in den Liebesmodus um. Anschließend verpasst sie dem Betroffenen einen zärtlichen Roboterkuss. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nNatürlich verbirgt sich dahinter nichts weiter als ein paar gute Sensoren. Nett ist dies trotzdem anzusehen, wie das anschließende Video zeigt. Doch nicht nur Küsse kann „Ema“ verteilen. Neben Singen und Tanzen, ein Vergleich mit \u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fde.wikipedia.org\u002Fwiki\u002FGeisha\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u003Cspan>Geishas\u003C\u002Fspan>\u003C\u002Fa> darf man an dieser Stelle durchaus ziehen,  kann sie auch zukünftigen Geschäftspartnern die Visitenkarte des Eigentümer (oder Liebhabers?) überreichen.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nEma steht im Übrigen für „Eternal Maiden Actualization“, was man sinngemäß mit „Die ewig Unverheiratete“ übersetzen kann. Zehntausend Stück will die Firma noch in diesem Jahr von „Ema“ unter die Leute bringen. Der Verkaufspreis ist mit knapp 110 Euro ziemlich preiswert, wenn man bedenkt was die kleine Dame so alles anstellen kann. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":85,"name":85,"avatar":86,"stats":157,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":158},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":161,"kind":31,"slug":162,"title":163,"teaser":39,"hero_image":164,"hero_image_thumb":165,"hero_focus":39,"section":166,"author":167,"published_at":170,"comment_count":27,"view_count":171,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":91,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":95},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":85,"name":85,"avatar":86,"stats":168,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":169},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[],[],[],{"total":176,"quotes":177},325,[178,184,188,193,198,202,206,210,214,218],{"id":179,"body_html":180,"author":181,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":179,"total":176,"created_at":183},133,"Kann mir jemand sagen wie ich Knoppix löschen kann? 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Links sah man einen Haufen schmutziger Wäsche, in der Mitte einen Waschbottich von Seifenschaum überkrönt, rechts einen Haufen strahlend weißer Wäsche. \n\nDa Araber von rechts nach links lesen, hatte die Anzeige keinen Erfolg.",2009,"2009-04-20T03:16:38+00:00",{"id":194,"body_html":195,"author":196,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":194,"total":176,"created_at":197},244,"Marcel Reif:\n(beim Länderspiel Deutschland-Ghana): \"Die Spieler von Ghana erkennen Sie an den gelben Stutzen.\"","aD","2009-02-11T05:14:06+00:00",{"id":199,"body_html":200,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":199,"total":176,"created_at":201},314,"Ein Hai kann innerhalb einer Woche ein komplettes Gebiß nachwachsen lassen.","2009-04-20T03:15:52+00:00",{"id":203,"body_html":204,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":203,"total":176,"created_at":205},311,"Als 1694 in England Königin Mary II. starb, legten die Rechtsanwänwälte schwarze Trauerroben an - und tragen sie bis heute.","2009-04-20T03:14:41+00:00",{"id":207,"body_html":208,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":207,"total":176,"created_at":209},208,"Wird das Internet eigentlich leichter, wenn man sich da was runterlädt?!","2009-01-27T01:53:57+00:00",{"id":211,"body_html":212,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":211,"total":176,"created_at":213},196,"Wenn ich am Strand eine schöne Frauanspreche - die das aber doof findet - krieg ich dann einen Strandkorb?","2009-01-27T01:52:31+00:00",{"id":215,"body_html":216,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":215,"total":176,"created_at":217},190,"Macht man den Meeresspiegel kaputt, wenn man in See sticht?","2009-01-27T01:51:32+00:00",{"id":21,"body_html":219,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":21,"total":176,"created_at":220},"\u003Cb>Daily Lama:\u003C\u002Fb> Wenn eine Idee in einen hohlen Kopf tritt, so füllt sie ihn völlig aus, weil keine andere da ist, die ihr den Rang streitig machen könnte.","2008-12-19T01:55:05+00:00",{"data":222,"links":223,"meta":225},[],{"first":224,"last":224,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1831\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":39,"last_page":59,"links":226,"path":233,"per_page":62,"to":39,"total":27},[227,229,231],{"url":39,"label":228,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":224,"label":230,"page":59,"active":91},"1",{"url":39,"label":232,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1831\u002Fcomments"]