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Ständig klingelt das Telefon und du bekommst langweilige Botengänge. Dann heißt es „Niko, bring die Nachricht dorthin. Niko sorg dafür, dass das Problem verschwindet. Niko, jemand will nicht zahlen. Hol uns das Geld.“",null,"2008-05-25T05:15:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,1917,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F80\u002F80af99b62ab5571de6e014c37bfbef51c9e32fb8.jpg",281,211,"Und wenn ich mich dann auf den Weg durch die Stadt in meinem schicken Van begebe, muss ich auch noch aufpassen, dass die Bullen mich nicht schnappen. Ich sag euch, dass Leben ist hart, gefährlich und du bist immer der letzte Arsch. „Wie ich das aushalte und trotzdem weiter mache“, fragt man mich immer wieder.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nNun da gibt es nur eins was mich aufheitert und das steht bei mir in der Bude. Ein paar Leute die ich kenne, für die bin ich ein Held. Warum das so ist, fragt mich nicht. Aber die haben für mich was zurecht gebastelt. Mich als kleinen Helden in einer trostlosen Ecke eines Ghettos. Neben mir pfeift der Zug lang und vor mir steht mein erstes Auto mit dem damals alles begann. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nEcht cool, kann ich euch sagen. Ohne diesen kleinen Niko, welcher mich immer wieder motiviert, hätte ich schon längst aufgegeben. Danke noch einmal an die Jungs da draußen und wenn ihr auch ein paar Fans von mir seid, dann stellt euch doch den kleinen Niko einfach ins Wohnzimmer. Die Bastelanleitung dazu findet in\u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fbp3.blogger.com\u002F_LSGnycsyeI4\u002FSCdYGrpAErI\u002FAAAAAAAAATg\u002FDm6oakTR2So\u002Fs1600-h\u002Fpidgeon_game.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u003Cspan> hier\u003C\u002Fspan>\u003C\u002Fa>.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cdiv>\u003Ca href=\"http:\u002F\u002Fbp3.blogger.com\u002F_LSGnycsyeI4\u002FSCdYGrpAErI\u002FAAAAAAAAATg\u002FDm6oakTR2So\u002Fs1600-h\u002Fpidgeon_game.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u003Cimg src=\"\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Fae1f274c327e9ba9369b0bd689d8587b31b68a6a.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\u003C\u002Fa>\u003C\u002Fdiv>","http:\u002F\u002Ftubbypaws.blogspot.com\u002F2008\u002F05\u002Fpresenting-new-happy-3d-papercraft.html, tubbypaws.blogspot.com ;http:\u002F\u002Fbp3.blogger.com\u002F_LSGnycsyeI4\u002FSCdYGrpAErI\u002FAAAAAAAAATg\u002FDm6oakTR2So\u002Fs1600-h\u002Fpidgeon_game.jpg, Bastelanleitung ","published",[68],{"name":69,"slug":69,"usage_count":27},"gta4",{"comments":27,"views":58,"rating_avg":71,"rating_count":72},5.36,11,[74,95,108,121,134,147,159],{"id":75,"kind":31,"slug":76,"title":77,"teaser":78,"hero_image":79,"hero_image_thumb":80,"hero_focus":39,"section":81,"author":83,"published_at":92,"comment_count":27,"view_count":93,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":53,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":94},2865,"slipgate-neues-ranking-system-will-die-australische-quake-live-szene-sichtbar-machen","Slipgate: Neues Ranking-System will die australische Quake-Live-Szene sichtbar machen","Ein Skill-Rating-System für Quake Live, gebaut von Thomas „Purger\" Jones, der mit The Purgery seit 2015 eine der bekanntesten australischen Server-Communitys betreibt, macht aus jedem Midair-Railshot einen Eintrag in der Statistik.","\u002Fmedia\u002F60\u002F6028c5b048028444da9fa8f83aad554a5991ad3e.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fd0\u002Fd0acfd2ecfd085df3513c6f9094d47407f0d973d.jpg",{"key":82,"name":35},"szene",{"username":84,"name":84,"avatar":85,"stats":86,"golden_name":90,"has_frame":90,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":91},"Torsten","\u002Fmedia\u002F72\u002F726a6e7bda4e09ab54ae3748c903cfa39bce24a3.jpg",{"articles":87,"comments":88,"forum_posts":89},720,724,1588,true,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-26T09:33:00+00:00",210,2,{"id":96,"kind":31,"slug":97,"title":98,"teaser":99,"hero_image":100,"hero_image_thumb":101,"hero_focus":39,"section":102,"author":103,"published_at":106,"comment_count":27,"view_count":107,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":90,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":94},2864,"lan-party-2026-warum-ein-raum-voller-nerds-immer-noch-das-beste-multiplayer-erlebnis-ist","LAN-Party 2026: Warum zocken im selben Raum immer noch das beste Multiplayer-Erlebnis ist","Ein PC-Gamer-Redakteur hat zu seinem 30. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":82,"name":35},{"username":84,"name":84,"avatar":85,"stats":156,"golden_name":90,"has_frame":90,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":157},{"articles":87,"comments":88,"forum_posts":89},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":160,"kind":31,"slug":161,"title":162,"teaser":39,"hero_image":163,"hero_image_thumb":164,"hero_focus":39,"section":165,"author":166,"published_at":169,"comment_count":27,"view_count":170,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":90,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":94},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":82,"name":35},{"username":84,"name":84,"avatar":85,"stats":167,"golden_name":90,"has_frame":90,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":168},{"articles":87,"comments":88,"forum_posts":89},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[172],{"id":173,"slug":174,"title":175,"cover":176,"image_count":177},163,"grand-theft-auto-4","Grand Theft Auto 4","\u002Fmedia\u002F7f\u002F7fd96358fd9c77e259cd7a077c225d0541e78e60.jpg",19,[],[],{"total":181,"quotes":182},325,[183,188,193,198,203,208,212,217,222,226],{"id":184,"body_html":185,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":186,"hits":27,"position":184,"total":181,"created_at":187},191,"Was machen die Fahrer von Automatikwagen in einem Schaltjahr?",2009,"2009-01-27T01:51:42+00:00",{"id":189,"body_html":190,"author":191,"source_label":39,"year":186,"hits":27,"position":189,"total":181,"created_at":192},170,"Mr. Burns:\n\n\"Ich habe viel mit Oskar Schindler gemeinsam! Wir haben z.B. beide Granaten für die Nazis gebaut! Nur meine haben funktioniert!\"\n\n\"Ausgezeichnet!\"","BKLSteven","2009-01-19T03:20:21+00:00",{"id":194,"body_html":195,"author":196,"source_label":39,"year":186,"hits":27,"position":194,"total":181,"created_at":197},180,"Der größte Luxus, den man sich leisten kann, ist eine eigene Meinung.\nSir Alec Guinness","BigBadAndy","2009-01-23T06:57:29+00:00",{"id":199,"body_html":200,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":201,"hits":27,"position":199,"total":181,"created_at":202},46,"Es hilft nichts, das Recht auf seiner Seite zu haben. Man muß auch mit der Justiz rechnen.",2008,"2008-12-19T02:02:55+00:00",{"id":204,"body_html":205,"author":206,"source_label":39,"year":201,"hits":27,"position":204,"total":181,"created_at":207},82,"Die Schwerkraft ist überbewertet\nman braucht sie gar nicht\nwie man ja wohl am Weltall sieht\n  - Peter Licht, \"Lied gegen die Schwerkraft\"","Bigga","2008-12-20T23:14:04+00:00",{"id":209,"body_html":210,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":186,"hits":27,"position":209,"total":181,"created_at":211},195,"Wo kriegt man die Getränke, die im Wald die Tannen zapfen?","2009-01-27T01:52:24+00:00",{"id":213,"body_html":214,"author":215,"source_label":39,"year":186,"hits":27,"position":213,"total":181,"created_at":216},298,"Bill Gates, nachdem er sich einen Tag lang die Fehlermeldungen von Windows angeschaut habe: \"Auch ich konnte einen großen Teil davon nicht verstehen. Ich habe ein tiefes Mitgefühl für unsere Kunden...\"","nickdeluxxe","2009-05-17T08:08:29+00:00",{"id":218,"body_html":219,"author":220,"source_label":39,"year":186,"hits":27,"position":218,"total":181,"created_at":221},249,"Berti Vogts:\n\"Wir haben ein Abstimmungsproblem - das müssen wir automatisieren.\"","aD","2009-02-11T05:18:51+00:00",{"id":223,"body_html":224,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":201,"hits":27,"position":223,"total":181,"created_at":225},31,"Derjenige, der zum ersten Mal anstatt eines Speeres ein Schimpfwort benutzte, war der Begründer der Zivilisation.","2008-12-19T02:00:01+00:00",{"id":227,"body_html":228,"author":84,"source_label":39,"year":201,"hits":27,"position":227,"total":181,"created_at":229},117,"\u003Cb>Brain:\u003C\u002Fb> Pinky, gehet ihm dasselbe durch sein Haupt wie mir?\n\u003Cb>Pinky:\u003C\u002Fb> Mich dünkt so Brain wahrlich. Aber deucht er was uns Dose heißt wie es auch hieße, würde es trotzdem nach Blech schmecken.","2008-12-23T02:50:57+00:00",{"data":231,"links":232,"meta":234},[],{"first":233,"last":233,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1769\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":39,"last_page":59,"links":235,"path":242,"per_page":243,"to":39,"total":27},[236,238,240],{"url":39,"label":237,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":233,"label":239,"page":59,"active":90},"1",{"url":39,"label":241,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1769\u002Fcomments",200]