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Auch passiert es hin und wieder, dass man etwas bekommt, was man nicht bestellt hat, der der Lieferant, oder einer seiner Mitarbeiter nicht aufgepasst und die Aufträge vertauscht hat. In einem Fall aus dem Jahr 2006, über den jetzt die Associated Press berichtet, geht es allerdings noch ein wenig weiter. Das taiwanesische Militär hatte Batterien bestellt, welche für die aus den USA gelieferten Hubschrauber genutzt werden. ",null,"2008-03-27T03:46:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Morrigan","\u002Fmedia\u002F32\u002F32c03ebf2039d34e982bb897adf572dc162463a1.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"member","Mitglied",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},125,120,93,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":57,"tier":58},"Router","platin","network",4,1222,1,{"url":62,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":63,"height":64},"\u002Fmedia\u002F40\u002F409cc57ba66dcc25ce0da586fc216be0fd19fb21.gif",175,200,"Was sie bekamen, waren Bauteile für eine Minuteman-Interkontinentalrakete. Wie es zu diesem Fehler kam, ist nicht ganz klar. Die gelieferten Teile waren zwar keinesfalls strahlend oder aus nuklearen Materialien, dennoch muss man sich wundern. Der Export dieser Teile aus den 60er Jahren, ist streng reguliert. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nSchäden für die Beziehungen zwischen den Ländern hat es scheinbar nicht gegeben. 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So plant niemand gern eine Halle. Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":85,"name":85,"avatar":86,"stats":160,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":161},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":93,"metal":94,"discipline":31,"tier":95},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":164,"kind":31,"slug":165,"title":166,"teaser":39,"hero_image":167,"hero_image_thumb":168,"hero_focus":39,"section":169,"author":170,"published_at":173,"comment_count":27,"view_count":174,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":91,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":98},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":85,"name":85,"avatar":86,"stats":171,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":172},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":93,"metal":94,"discipline":31,"tier":95},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[176],{"id":177,"slug":178,"title":179,"cover":180,"image_count":181},198,"fun-im-marz","Fun im März","\u002Fmedia\u002F4a\u002F4ad4fa1eb3dcc7386818c66bab87ef749b877321.jpg",28,[],[],{"total":185,"quotes":186},325,[187,192,197,202,207,211,216,219,224,228],{"id":188,"body_html":189,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":188,"total":185,"created_at":191},256,"Stan: \"Wenn Eltern sich weniger Sorgen darüber machen würden was sich ihre Kinder im Fernsehen ansehen und sich mal drum kümmern würden was ihren Kindern auf der Seele lastet, dann wäre diese Welt viel lebenswerter.\" \nKyle: \"Ja, ich glaube Eltern regen sich nur deshalb über das fernsehen auf, weil sie es als Babysitter und einzige Erziehungsgrundlage für ihre Kinder missbrauchen.\" \nKenny: \"mbl, mpf, mbl, mmmbl..\"",2009,"2009-02-21T00:13:02+00:00",{"id":193,"body_html":194,"author":195,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":193,"total":185,"created_at":196},172,"Bart: \"Dem Fernsehn verdanke ich das ich nicht einmal weiss was vor 8 Minuten war\"\nAlles lacht eine Weile.\nBart: \"Nein wirklich das ist ein echtes Problem\"\nWieder lachen alle eine kurze Weile.\nBart: \"Worüber lachen wir eigentlich?\"\nGrosses Schweigen.","BKLSteven","2009-01-19T03:20:57+00:00",{"id":198,"body_html":199,"author":200,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":198,"total":185,"created_at":201},141,"Wahre Worte sind nicht schön,\nschöne Worte sind nicht wahr.\nTüchtigkeit überredet nicht,\nÜberredung ist nicht tüchtig.\nDer Weise ist nicht gelehrt,\nder Gelehrte ist nicht weise.\nDer Berufene häuft keinen Besitz auf.\nJe mehr er für andere tut,\ndesto mehr besitzt er.\nJe mehr er anderen gibt,\ndesto mehr hat er.\nDes Himmels SINN ist fördern, ohne zu schaden.\nDes Berufenen SINN ist wirken, ohne zu streiten.","Allesreal","2009-01-01T07:08:18+00:00",{"id":203,"body_html":204,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":205,"hits":27,"position":203,"total":185,"created_at":206},59,"Freuen Analphabeten sich über Buchstabensuppe? Als der Mensch entdeckte, dass Kühe Milch geben, wonach suchte er da eigentlich?",2008,"2008-12-19T02:07:40+00:00",{"id":208,"body_html":209,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":208,"total":185,"created_at":210},162,"\"Als dein Anwalt rate ich dir, ein schnelles Auto ohne Verdeck zu mieten. Und du brauchst Kokain, nen Kassettenrekorder für ganz spezielle Musik, Acapulco-Shirts! Und du solltest für mindestens 48 Stunden aus L.A. verschwinden.\"  (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)","2009-01-19T03:07:56+00:00",{"id":212,"body_html":213,"author":214,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":212,"total":185,"created_at":215},229,"Breitner, Paul:\n\"Da kam dann das Elfmeterschießen. Wir hatten alle die Hosen voll, aber bei mir lief's ganz flüssig.\"","aD","2009-02-11T03:55:48+00:00",{"id":111,"body_html":217,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":111,"total":185,"created_at":218},"Aus welchem Material ist eine Holz-Eisenbahn?","2009-01-27T01:53:38+00:00",{"id":220,"body_html":221,"author":222,"source_label":39,"year":205,"hits":27,"position":220,"total":185,"created_at":223},74,"\"Nachdem sich die Mathematiker über meine Relativitätstheorie hergemacht haben, verstehe ich sie selbst nicht mehr. \"\n\nAlbert Einstein","Bigga","2008-12-20T07:18:15+00:00",{"id":225,"body_html":226,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":205,"hits":27,"position":225,"total":185,"created_at":227},110,"\u003Cb>Brain:\u003C\u002Fb> „Geht dir dasselbe durch den Kopf wie mir, Pinky?“\n\u003Cb>Pinky:\u003C\u002Fb> „Ich glaub schon, Brain, aber wie kommt jemand auf die Idee und pierct Brosnan?!\"","2008-12-23T02:46:40+00:00",{"id":229,"body_html":230,"author":195,"source_label":39,"year":190,"hits":27,"position":229,"total":185,"created_at":231},258,"Es gibt nur 2 Gründe noch einmal etwas mit einer EX anzufangen.....Brustimplantate","2009-02-14T10:24:52+00:00",{"data":233,"links":234,"meta":236},[],{"first":235,"last":235,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1648\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":60,"from":39,"last_page":60,"links":237,"path":244,"per_page":64,"to":39,"total":27},[238,240,242],{"url":39,"label":239,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":235,"label":241,"page":60,"active":91},"1",{"url":39,"label":243,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1648\u002Fcomments"]