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Stattdessen inhaliert lieber die stehengebliebenen Multivitaminsäfte oder das Mineralwasser vom Vortag. Wenn ihr jetzt denkt, eine Tasse Kaffee bringt euch ebenfalls wieder in Schwung, können wir euch nur empfehlen....LASST DIE FINGER DAVON. Kaffee wirkt dehydrierend - und das ist in eurem Zustand gar nicht gut.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nWenn ihr es bis hierher geschafft habt und alles noch drinnen ist, könnt ihr es noch mit einer heißen fettreichen Bouillon probieren, bevor ihr danach einen Spaziergang an der frischen Luft wagt. Vorausgesetzt, ihr könnt schon wieder geradeaus laufen. Bei extremen Kopfschmerzen hilft bei den meisten ein Mentholstift oder Pfefferminzöl, mit dem man die Schläfen einreiben soll.  Wenn dies nicht hilft, einfach mal im Medizinschrank nach einer Aspirin Ausschau halten. 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B:Ruf halt an und sag du bist krank und kannst nich kommen.",2009,"2009-11-09T08:16:40+00:00",{"id":183,"body_html":184,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":185,"hits":27,"position":183,"total":176,"created_at":186},100,"\"Wo is n hier der Becherhalter?\" - \"Is nich. Ich hab keinen.\" - \"Ich glaube ich versteh nicht. Du zahlst 80.000 Dollar für 'n Auto und hast nich mal n simplen Becherhalter drin?\" - \"Hundertundfünftausend Dollar, und du wirst es kaum glauben, es ist einer der schnellsten Serienwagen auf diesem Planeten. Von 0 auf 100 in 4 Sekunden, den gibt es nur in begrenzter Stückzahl.\" - \"Das kann mal wohl sagen, der ist begrenzt, kein Becherhalter, nichtmal Rücksitze, nur 'n glänzender Schwanz mit zwei Stühlen drin. Ich schätze wir sind die Eier, die mitgeschleift werden!\"",2008,"2008-12-22T04:43:43+00:00",{"id":188,"body_html":189,"author":190,"source_label":39,"year":185,"hits":27,"position":188,"total":176,"created_at":191},135,"\"Machen Sie sich erst einmal unbeliebt, dann werden\nSie auch ernst genommen.\" - Konrad Adenauer","Bigga","2008-12-26T15:09:57+00:00",{"id":193,"body_html":194,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":193,"total":176,"created_at":195},174,"Meine Freundin is voll pissig auf mich\nTee> ??\nChris> Hab se gefragt ob wir mal n ruhiges WE machen\nChris> Sie: ja klar, was hassn geplant\nChris> Das wir uns Montag wiedersehen","2009-01-19T03:24:01+00:00",{"id":197,"body_html":198,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":197,"total":176,"created_at":199},157,"\"Karyn ist bei uns. Sie ist ein Mädchen aus West-Texas - genau wie ich.\" (George W. 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(Steve Jones, Evolutionswissenschaftler)","2009-02-16T04:01:16+00:00",{"id":209,"body_html":210,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":180,"hits":27,"position":209,"total":176,"created_at":211},149,"Die aktuelle Schnieflage - Verstärkt sich vor allem bei niedrigen Aussentemperaturen.","2009-01-13T07:52:26+00:00",{"id":59,"body_html":213,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":185,"hits":59,"position":59,"total":176,"created_at":214},"\u003Cb>Yakko:\u003C\u002Fb> Wir protestieren gegen die Bezeichnung \"kleine Kinder\". Wir bevorzugen den Terminus \"vorläufig untergroße Vorerwachsene\".","2008-12-19T01:08:08+00:00",{"id":216,"body_html":217,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":185,"hits":27,"position":216,"total":176,"created_at":218},98,"\"Was liest du da für ein Buch?\" - \"Grosse Erwartungen!\" - \"Wie ist es?\" - \"Hab mehr erwartet!\" - aus HotShots","2008-12-22T04:40:37+00:00",{"data":220,"links":296,"meta":298},[221,229,244,256,272,284],{"id":222,"author":223,"title":226,"body_html":227,"score":27,"created_at":228,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},11204,{"name":85,"username":85,"avatar":86,"is_member":91,"stats":224,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":225},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Also mein Kater","robbt immer noch in \"Habt Acht\"-Stellung über den Flur und legt bei jedem Knall die Ohren an. 😉","2007-12-31T15:28:03+00:00",{"id":230,"author":231,"title":241,"body_html":242,"score":27,"created_at":243,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},11205,{"name":232,"username":232,"avatar":233,"is_member":91,"stats":234,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":237},"wusel","\u002Fmedia\u002Fba\u002Fba70cd0fece581dd4235462c26a57f7745ebf53a.jpg",{"articles":27,"comments":235,"forum_posts":236},63,37,{"name":238,"metal":239,"discipline":240,"tier":22},"Urgestein","gold","veteran","mein","kater und meine mietze haben irgendwie nicht viel von dem lärm mitbekommen 😉","2008-01-01T01:33:15+00:00",{"id":245,"author":246,"title":253,"body_html":254,"score":27,"created_at":255,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},11206,{"name":247,"username":247,"avatar":248,"is_member":91,"stats":249,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":250},"w4ldi","\u002Fmedia\u002F0b\u002F0b1f2af2767143a70427dd08d4ff1568b4004216.jpg",{"articles":59,"comments":57,"forum_posts":95},{"name":251,"metal":252,"discipline":240,"tier":95},"Oldschooler","silber","Unser Kater...","...ist wieder heil nach Hause zurückgekehrt und PENNT!","2008-01-01T01:59:43+00:00",{"id":257,"author":258,"title":269,"body_html":270,"score":27,"created_at":271,"edited_at":39,"can_edit":53,"can_delete":53},11207,{"name":259,"username":259,"avatar":260,"is_member":91,"stats":261,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":265},"Fr3dd1","4974_2008-06-18_20:23:54_wallpaper2.jpg",{"articles":262,"comments":263,"forum_posts":264},323,123,260,{"name":266,"metal":267,"discipline":31,"tier":268},"Tintenkaiser","platin",4,"scheiße...","... in meinem Bett sind immer noch zwei Schnapsleichen... 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Wir waren bis heute morgen 7 Uhr auf der Sensation White und haben danach eine Kreuzfahrt durch Halb NRW gemacht, da viele Züge ausfielen und wir nur nach Köln wollten. Gegen 11 Uhr waren wir dann endlich am HBF und sind dann direkt zum Brunchen bei einer Freundin eingeflogen. Gegen 16.00 Uhr habe ich endlich mein Bett gesehen 🙂\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nIn diesem Sinne: Frohes Neues 😉","2008-01-01T14:53:00+00:00",{"first":297,"last":297,"prev":39,"next":39},"https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1326\u002Fcomments?page=1",{"current_page":59,"from":59,"last_page":59,"links":299,"path":306,"per_page":307,"to":71,"total":71},[300,302,304],{"url":39,"label":301,"page":39,"active":53},"« Previous",{"url":297,"label":303,"page":59,"active":91},"1",{"url":39,"label":305,"page":39,"active":53},"Next »","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.ploynt.com\u002Fapi\u002Fv1\u002Farticles\u002F1326\u002Fcomments",200]