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Im letzten Jahr wollte Microsoft den Kindern etwas ganz besonderes bieten. Sie sollten über den Windows Live Messenger direkt mit Santa Claus in Verbindung treten können. Dazu musste man nur northpolelive.com in die Kontaktliste des Messengers einfügen und schon konnte man mit einem Santa Bot aufs gerade wohl los quatschen.",null,"2007-12-07T08:27:00+00:00","ProjectLAN.de",{"username":43,"name":43,"avatar":44,"roles":45,"stats":49,"golden_name":53,"has_frame":53,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":54},"Ronny","\u002Fmedia\u002Fc0\u002Fc02360a08d27dfb3c388030514262cfa4ad0e482.jpg",[46],{"key":47,"name":48},"editor","Redakteur",{"articles":50,"comments":51,"forum_posts":52},971,146,526,false,{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"Druckmaschine","neon",5,3132,1,{"url":61,"caption":39,"credit":39,"focus":39,"width":62,"height":63},"\u002Fmedia\u002F95\u002F953e66d113fafb11c2c1c3864775fea55fc2637e.jpg",175,159,"So eine gute Idee durfte natürlich auch in diesem Jahr nicht fehlen. Nur diesmal spielte der Santa Bot nicht so mit wie es sich Microsoft wünschte. Wenn man mit dem Santa Bot über Pizza sprach fing dieser auf einmal an dem Gesprächspartner oralen Sex vorzuschlagen. Dies fand ein Brite natürlich nicht so lustig. Zumal es sich bei dem aufgezeichneten Gespräch um seine minderjährige Nichte handelte. \u003Cbr>\nDoch es kam noch Schlimmer. Nachdem man den Bot mitteilte, das er dies lassen sollte und ihm sagte, dass man das Gespräch beenden wird, verabschiedet er einen nur mit den Worten “dirty bastard“.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nDer Pressesprecher von Microsoft Adam Sohn, teilte sein Bedauern über diesen Vorfall mit. „So etwas darf natürlich nicht vorkommen, ist aber nicht immer zu verhindern.“ Viele der Microsoft Bots sind sehr nützlich und können bei Problemen auch helfen. Natürlich sind die meisten auf bestimmte Antworten vorprogrammiert. Das ein Gespräch über Pizza jedoch eine solche Reaktion auslöst, konnte keiner von Microsoft ahnen.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nAufgrund des Vorfalls deaktivierte Microsoft den Bot sofort. 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Ab sofort gibt es dafür ein Werkzeug bei uns, und ausprobieren könnt ihr es ohne Konto.","\u002Fmedia\u002F2d\u002F2d5c5c58d60ab69a17ebf8d511c5255eeec0a7c5.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fae\u002Faef5bca73c8dd101c4d2e1ede00d6c1fff6deaf1.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":85,"name":85,"avatar":86,"stats":157,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":158},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-21T13:38:00+00:00",{"id":161,"kind":31,"slug":162,"title":163,"teaser":39,"hero_image":164,"hero_image_thumb":165,"hero_focus":39,"section":166,"author":167,"published_at":170,"comment_count":27,"view_count":171,"rating_avg":39,"is_featured":91,"title_highlight":39,"reading_minutes":95},2857,"backbone-unter-dampf-die-hitzeschlacht-ruft-wieder","Backbone unter Dampf: LAN-Team ruft zur digitalen Hitzeschlacht","\u002Fmedia\u002F7d\u002F7d3b4046a54c71dba135be13e7e0cbf82b48db3c.jpg","\u002Fmedia\u002Fbc\u002Fbc347b97ec99b1a408871b7ba0d8f9a020424417.jpg",{"key":83,"name":35},{"username":85,"name":85,"avatar":86,"stats":168,"golden_name":91,"has_frame":91,"has_badge":53,"title":39,"rank_title":169},{"articles":88,"comments":89,"forum_posts":90},{"name":55,"metal":56,"discipline":31,"tier":57},"2026-09-12T02:53:00+00:00",394,[],[],[],{"total":176,"quotes":177},325,[178,184,188,193,198,202,205,209,213,217],{"id":179,"body_html":180,"author":181,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":179,"total":176,"created_at":183},237,"Willi Lemke:\n\"Das beste Trainingslager ist eine Frau, die eigene natürlich.\"","aD",2009,"2009-02-11T04:03:47+00:00",{"id":185,"body_html":186,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":185,"total":176,"created_at":187},282,"Die Erde wiegt ungefähr 6.588.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 Tonnen ... ungefähr.","2009-04-20T03:03:48+00:00",{"id":189,"body_html":190,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":189,"total":176,"created_at":192},90,"\"Und, John, was machen wir jetzt?\" - \u003Cb>Rambo:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Sie umzingeln läuft wohl nicht?!\"",2008,"2008-12-22T04:34:11+00:00",{"id":194,"body_html":195,"author":196,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":194,"total":176,"created_at":197},181,"Das Leben ist hart und unfair.\n\n\nWir auch!!!","PuLpO","2009-01-24T07:44:12+00:00",{"id":199,"body_html":200,"author":181,"source_label":39,"year":182,"hits":27,"position":199,"total":176,"created_at":201},250,"Anthony Yeboah:\n(auf die Feststellung des \"Kicker\", er wohne \"wie ein deutscher Musterbürger\"): \"Soll ich etwa ein Lagerfeuer im Wohnzimmer machen?\"","2009-02-11T05:19:39+00:00",{"id":23,"body_html":203,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":23,"total":176,"created_at":204},"Wieso gibt es eine Schraubenmutter, aber keinen Schraubenvater?","2008-12-23T02:47:10+00:00",{"id":206,"body_html":207,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":206,"total":176,"created_at":208},27,"Der Optimist denkt, daß wir in der bestmöglichen Welt leben. Der Pessimist befürchtet, daß das stimmt.","2008-12-19T01:58:47+00:00",{"id":210,"body_html":211,"author":85,"source_label":39,"year":191,"hits":27,"position":210,"total":176,"created_at":212},85,"\u003Cb>House:\u003C\u002Fb> \"Normalerweise würde ich 'n Hütchen aufsetzen und feiern, dass die Erde einmal mehr die Sonne umkreist hat. 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