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Roboteringenieure verkünden nämlich, dass innerhalb der nächsten 50 Jahre Menschen Ehen mit Robotern eingehen werden. 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In seinem Thesenpapier \"Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners\" beschreibt er, wie Roboter schon sehr bald einem Menschen in seinem äußeren Erscheinungsbild als auch in seinem Verhalten in nichts mehr nachstehen werden. \u003Cbr>\nUnd dies führt soweit, dass sich Menschen in Maschinen verlieben werden, mit ihnen Sex haben wollen und diese dann auch schließlich heiraten werden. Die dafür nötige Rechtsgrundlage soll laut Levy bereits im Jahre 2050 geschaffen sein. \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nNatürlich werden Mensch-Roboter-Ehen vorerst als abnormal und befremdlich gelten. Levy vergleicht dies mit Beziehungen zwischen gleichgeschlechtlichen oder andersfarbigen Menschen, welche noch vor einiger Zeit ähnlich schwer gesellschaftliche Anerkennung fanden. \u003Cbr>\n\"Aber sobald die ersten Geschichten in populären Magazinen, wie zum Beispiel der Cosmopolitan, à la 'Ich hatte Sex mit einem Roboter und es war großartig!' auftauchen werden, dann wollen diese Erfahrung auch viele andere machen und die Toleranz demgegenüber wird steigen\", gibt sich der Wissenschaftler optimistisch.\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cspan>\u003C\u002Fspan>[SCREEN:0] Ein Kollege von Levy hält Sex mit BlechkameradInnen sogar innerhalb der nächsten fünf Jahre für möglich. So werden schon jetzt sehr realistisch anmutende Sexpuppen verkauft. \"Der nächste logische Schritt wäre es, diese Figuren mit bereits heute verfügbarer Technik, wie zum Beispiel Vibratoren und Lautsprecher, auszustatten.\" \u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nMitte Oktober diesen Jahres stellten die Japaner einen Roboter vor, der Kopfmassagen verteilt. Einen halben Meter weiter und wir sind nicht mehr weit vom künstlich erzeugten Höhepunkt entfernt...\u003Cbr>\n\u003Cbr>\nP.S. 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